Celebrities

Last week, while we were busy slamming computers on our desks a la Derek Zoolander, some interesting little tidbits about celebrity marriages were gracing the gossip sites and we were SO SAD we couldn't comment on them. Now that we have a moment, can we say AHHHHHH!!!!!! In case you too were away from the …

As you might have noticed, posting has been pretty light this week, as the OBC crew is hard at work doing behind the scenes bizz-nass keeping this site up and running. Normal posting will resume as soon as we get this stuff taken care of, but we'd be remiss if we didn't pop in today …

You know when you meet a couple, and you think, "oh my god you guys are MEANT for each other, this is a match made in heaven, congratulations because you guys are two peas in a pod and will be happy into eternity"? Well, Kim Kardashian and Kanye west were kind of like that, except …

When Kim Kardashian, leader of the Fame Whore Tribe known as Kardashian, got herself dun' knocked up, the world wondered many things. Will the baby get its own reality show (not yet)? Will they give it an obnoxious name (yes)? Will its final ultrasound be on the June cover of Vogue (hell no, says Anna …

As a lady who likes gentlemen, it's tough for me to type "Hump Day Hottie" and the name "Tatum" without going straight to 21 Jump Street star and sex god Channing Tatum. However, since our #HumpDayHottie is, in general, a supa-fine lady, we decided to go with his bombshell wife, who is on the cover …

Just this morning I said to myself, hey, okay, SERIOUSLY, let's pick a Hump Day Hottie today who has never been featured before. Let's maybe pick Jessica Lowndes in her pretty spring attire that makes us already hate fall. Or Lindsay Arnold, who makes us ALMOST want to watch DWTS, but not really. But then …

Reality television. It's SO WEIRD. I mean, when you really think about it, other people are getting paid (HEFTILY) for going about their daily lives, not doing anything special in particular, and we are WATCHING THEM. For FUN. We've slammed the stars of various reality shows for a while, but deep down we realize that …

Zac Efron, another one of the Disney Factory's products, has been in the news recently due to reports that he went to rehab this year for cocaine abuse. By handling his issues in private and getting help immediately to solve what could be a tragic problem, he endeared himself to the public and made himself …

Man, when we came across this article about Michelle Rodriguez over at Entertainment Weekly, we almost had to redact our earlier Hump Day Hottie award to give to her. Unfortunately, Heather Graham was like "over my cold, dead body," and we were like, "okay, okay, calm down, HG. You can keep it." However, Miss Rodriguez …