Celebrities

I really wanted to title this post "Speaking of the Kardashians..." to keep up with the apparent theme of the week, which is silly Kardashian parodies and the what LOOKS like a Kardashian parody, but isn't. Unfortunately there is a thing called SEO so no go. Kendall Jenner, the second-youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner klan, turned …

Kanye West premiered his new music video on Ellen this morning (boy, she sure is his favorite morning show host, huh?) for this song "Bound 2." It features Yeezus himself riding a motorcycle with his topless fiancé laying in front of him in what is surely a violation of several California driving laws (reckless driving, …

It's a cold, windy, sprinkly Friday here in the Southwest, but a Friday nonetheless - so we figured we'd start the morning off for you with a photo that might actually be better than the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pics from yesterday. Everyone, meet Dai Macedo and the other ladies of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum …

I hadn't paid much attention to Instagram-celeb Paulina Gretzy over the past year because she's just kinda boring. Yeah, she's rich (she's the daughter of hockey star Wayne Gretsky) and beautiful and apparently spends 90% of her day on private jets wearing bikinis, but that could be said about dozens of celebrities. So who cares …

Check back in a couple hours for our post on how not to take terribly unflattering or creepy profile photos, but to start this glorious Friday morning, here's a glorious Sports Illustrated video of glorious Kate Upton and her glorious chesticles getting body-painted. Just glorious. Happy Friday!

Justin Bieber's been in Brazil the past week and apparently he's been making the most of the gorgeous South American beauties the country is known for, at one point walking out of a brothel "undetected" (haha) and allegedly bangin' an "escort" before kindly escorting her back to her friends at the club. Say what you …

You know how sometimes you're walking down a set of stairs with a stack of precariously stacked items in your hands, like folded clothes or a bunch of glasses from the dinner table, and you think "this is such a bad idea, I'm going to drop all of this all over the floor and probably …

Now that Halloween is over, there is basically no excuse for ladies to get into muy scandloso outfits anymore. BUMMER! I mean, I understand, it's cold and your diet mostly consists of apple pie and tri-tip during these months, but STILL. "GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH," I yell at the computer every week. And …

Halloween is tomorrow, are you going out? Dressing up? Sitting at home and yelling at children to get off your lawn? Either way, you'll love this week's Hump Day Hottie - the chickadee who was spotted schmooching Miley Cyrus' ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth a few weeks ago. Check out the sexy Latina actress in a super-hot …

Yep. That's basically the whole story. CBizzle is in rehab. Apparently after he got out of jail for allegedly calling someone a gay slur and then punching them in the face, his team was like "nuh uh. No more. You SUCK and EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE YOU," and so they wrapped him up in …