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Crazy Bitches, Part 2. So yesterday, FINALLY, Amanda Bynes was arrested and put on a 5150 psychiatric hold for setting a fire in an old woman's driveway in Thousand Oaks, CA. It's been a few months of crazy shenanigans for Amanda, all which had the American public convinced she had either gone off the deep …
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Beyonce Got Her Weave Stuck in a Fan
Whoa - apparently today is "getting stuck in inanimate objects" day, because not only did we meet the average Russian woman whose kinky exploits landed her in an awkward position, but we found out that Queen of Pop Beyonce isn't immune to getting trapped either! Apparently last night during her show in Montreal, Bey was …
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In Regards to the Royal Baby
Oh yeah, we forgot to mention, yesterday Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby, although we're sure you heard from at least 1400 other sites. Judging by the amount of fanfare it was given, you might assume that the child is the next Messiah, or is the first of the next step in our evolutionary …
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Kanye May Be Charged With Felony Assault
On Friday afternoon, an angry Kanye West, irritated with the constant attention of the paparazzi outside LAX, went a teeny bit postal on one of the soul-sucking monsters photographers. See exhibit A: Embedded media Kanye West Goes Postal on Another Photog - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Eh... don't see much, right? This led …
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Farrah Abraham Thinks Trayvon Martin is a Woman She Met One Time or Something
SHOCKING NEWS OUT OF LOS ANGELES: Farrah Abraham, porn star, "singer," ex-star of Teen Mom, one time DUI offender, and gigantic lying piece of garbage, may have done the worst thing on her list of terrible things. Via TMZ: "Farrah Abraham has NO IDEA who Trayvon Martin is — but she thinks Trayvon is a …
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Hump Day Hottie: Carmen Electra (And Her Boobs)
We usually share the Hump Day Hottie post in the middle of the day. It's like a little lunch-time boost to help all of us whose coffee has started to wear off, who are starting to feel sleepy and are considering just crawling under our desks and sleeping the rest of the day away. Seeing …
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Corey Feldman Releases Best Music Video Ever
A lot of people think that Corey Feldman "went off the deep end" after starring in several movies in the 80s. They say that he's a victim of "child star sydrome," and that his child stardom basically destroyed any possibility that he'd ever have a successful career in Hollywood as an adult. It's been whispered …
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Adam Sandler Got Mauled By a Cheetah
Sometimes, writing humor is tough. You're not sure how to connect with the audience, puns fall flat, and you're left with a post that makes people wonder if you're developmentally disabled. Then there's times like today, when we get a video wherein Adam Sandler talks to David Letterman about getting straight-up MAULED by a cheetah …
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Hump Day Hottie: Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace
God, today was a toughie. Apparently it's "look really hot everywhere you go" week because hot damn the ladies are lookin' fine! I mean, check out Beyonce. Or how about whoever the hell Amy Childs is. And take a gander at Blake Lively, or Victoria's Secret Angel Barbara Palvin. However, I had to go with …
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Justin Bieber Peed in a Restaurant Kitchen
Sometimes when you wake up in morning you just feel off. You're still really sleepy even though you got plenty of sleep, and you're insanely hungry but nothing sounds good. Coffee doesn't do its job and you're late for work and you think, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. Luckily, on those days, one …
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