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Most of us, growing up, had an incident where our parents went nutso on us. Maybe it was the time we "borrowed" their car to drive to the mall without a license. Maybe it was that one prom where we turned off our phone and didn't come home. Or maybe it was the time we …
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Would You Watch a Paula Deen Porn?
Look at that face. Look at it. Now read this: "TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site. "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding …
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Hump Day Hottie: Patriotic Nina Agdal
Ed. Note: this post was intended for Wednesday, but was pushed aside when a big ol' bunch of site stuff had to be done. Consider this "Fine-Ass Friday" and shut up about it. You know, back in my day, before the Facebooks and the Tweeters and the cell phones with the big ol' screen kajiggers …
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Hump Day Hottie: Emily Ratajkowski
"Uh, WHO?" you might be asking. That's definitely what I did, until I realized that this statuesque brunette is one of the stars of the super-scandalous Pharrell and Robin Thicke music video for "Blurred Lines", and then I was like, "OH YES OF COURSE, PLEASE, COME IN AND HAVE SOME WINE!" Oh, look, here is …
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Courtney Stodden's Boobs are Looking TOTALLY GREAT AND NOT WEIRD AT ALL
I don't know HOW I missed on Friday. I am APPALLED at myself, but I maybe you can forgive me, knowing that my eyes skipped over this atrocity to give you the boob-news of Kelly Brook and Nicki Minaj. But in terms of WTF-ness, Courtney Stodden's new tatas, which we watched her get here, TAKE …
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Nicki Minaj Posts Topless Photo on Instagram
Not about to be outdone by the glorious Kelly Brook and the blurred out Kate Upton, Nicki Minaj apparently decided to hop on the topless train by posting this photo of herself to Instagram: Obviously, Nicki's got a rack TO DIE FOR. We're not sure if it came standard was added in post-production or not, …
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Kim and Kanye's Baby's Name is North
While we can't make an official statement until one of the two parents makes an official statement, word on the street is that Kim and Kanye have actually decided to name their newborn daughter NORTH, thus making the child's legal name "North West." A source told E! News, "that the girl’s name is North West, …
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Good Morning From the New Miley Cyrus
Damn, she REALLY wants us to know she's obsessed with Lady Gaga and Rihanna grown up, huh? I mean, we all know she's the "hardest working person you'll know", and that she has dat ass, and can SHAKE dat ass, but now, well, we can all tell she's grown up. SO grown up. They should …
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Courtney Stodden Got a Boob Job
In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of "EW", here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants. Legacy embedded media Despite claiming that "a knife has never touched this body" (ugh, so …
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KELLY BROOK TOPLESS. I REPEAT: KELLY BROOK TOPLESS
THIS IS NOT A TEST. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A HUMP DAY HOTTIE POST, YES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT IS A POST WITH KELLY BROOK TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THIS POST WITH ANYMORE WORDS SO PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW TO BE REDIRECTED TO PHOTOS OF …
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