Celebrities

We all know Kate Upton is straight bangin'. No one is denying that. In fact, if anyone were to deny that Kate Upton is a FRIGGIN' GODDESS, we would have to assume they were straight up INSANE. However, that exact situation occurred back in Februaury when Victoria's Secret casting agent Sophia Neophitou blasted the Sports …

Driving fast is fun - no one's gonna deny that. Driving fast in a super-fast car? Even better. But driving really fast in a super-fast car in a neighborhood? Not cool, especially if you're known for driving recklessly. But those rules don't apply to Prince Justin Bieber, of course. The 19-year-old singer has come under …

Amanda Bynes looking sane and healthy in court, May 23. Photo via TheSuperficial The last time we talked about Amanda Bynes was decades ago in Internet Time, but was actually just two months ago, when the out-of-work actress said she wanted Drake to "murder her vagina". Since then, Amanda's continued to dominate the tabloids with …

"I've made a huge mistake." Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are tabloid magazines' most important couple, and together they are growing a little tabloid spawn in Kim's ever-growing belly. Despite my dislike of the Kardashian Klan (as noted here, here, and here), I do feel bad for the tiny child that has no clue he's …

The Hangover Part III premieres this week. "Finally," said pretty much no one, except maybe some frat guys in North Carolina. However, premieres are always the best because the lady stars of the film come out looking their hottest. Unlike some other red carpet events, i.e. award shows, there aren't a kabillion women attempting out-sexy …