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IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME: IS IT RACIST? In case you hadn't heard, Brad Paisley (along with his pal LL Cool J) released a song called "Accidental Racist," in which each of them basically said they were sorry to each other for, y'know, um... "accidental racism." So, like, if the song …
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Rosario Dawson's Vagina Has an Interesting Name
Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it's strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to Rosario Dawson for her, um, rather CREATIVE name for her nether regions: THE GENERAL. In an …
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Chris Brown Wants You To Ask About His Sex Life
We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can't stand him, but on the other hand, um... no I guess it's not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we've tried to steer away from stories about one of the most …
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Hump Day Hottie: Emma Watson
I got into a heated debate a few days ago with a friend who said, "you could always tell Emma Watson was going to be hot." I disagreed, A) because I try not to sexualize 9 year olds, and also B) because Emma's British and look how her co-stars turned out. Needless to say, I …
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Courtney Stodden on the Cover of Girls and Corpses
In the big scary world of Hollywood, it's tough to really break into the "A-list." Some actors and models get lucky with their big break and then it's smooth sailing forever (see: Meryl Streep), and others take years and years to get noticed and then have one or two roles before everyone is bored with …
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James Franco Turned Down Lindsay Lohan For a Booty Call
photo via US Magazine As a famous, busty, once-beautiful actress, it's probably pretty easy to get laid. Even if you've lost some of your sex appeal, there will always be someone willing to shut their eyes and give it to you, even if they're just doing it for the chance of a free dinner or …
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Hump Day Hottie: Halle Berry
After seeing Jenna Jameson's um... interesting new look this week, we needed a taste of a sexy older woman who DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A lizard that has spent the last three decades under a heat lamp. Luckily, these photos of the eternally sexy Halle Berry showed up in our news feed this morning that said …
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John Hamm Wants People to Stop Talking About His Huge Penis
John Hamm, AKA Don Draper on the hit show Mad Men, has been all over the tabloids recently for the mere fact that he doesn't wear underwear and thusly, his GIGANTIC MONSTER PENIS is on full display. See here and here for reference. His junk is so powerful, in fact, that rumors are swirling that …
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Jared Leto Says a Fan Sent Him a Severed Ear
I always think it's rude when people judge others' musical tastes. Whether you love country, hip-hop, pop, electronic, rock, folk, or acoustic jams, there is no reason to believe that any one is any more enjoyable than the other. That's the DEFINITION of taste. And the ability to make music that appeals to human senses …
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Gucci Mane Slept Through His Sex Scene in Spring Breakers
Well now if this isn't a hreat anti-drug commercial than I don't know what is - according to Spring Breakers director Harmony Korine, rapper Gucci Mane smoked so much pot before filming his (REAL) sex scene in the movie that he passed out in the middle of the act. Yeah, you read right. As a …
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