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Hump Day Hottie: Heather Graham

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I've just realized that I've been showcasing a lot of "old" celebrities for our Hump Day Hottie posts recently. Of course by "old" I mean, like, still of child bearing years, but just barely. From Cameron Diaz and Daisy Fuentes to Heidi Klum and Halle Berry, it just seems like maybe the older women are …
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Dan Brown Wrote a Song About Phone Sex

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I know what you're thinking. "How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?" Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations …
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Hump Day Hottie: Miley Cyrus

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The Met Ball was this weekend. I didn't actually know what the Met Ball was so I looked it up, and apparently it's "an annual ball that celebrates the annual opening of the Metropolitan Museum's (The Met) fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute" which sounds like the most self-serving obnoxious American douchey thing in the …
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Will You Watch the Teen Mom Sex Tape?

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Good morning, everyone! How are you tod- NEVER MIND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, WE HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY. First off, we need to talk about this Teen Mom sex tape scandal. It's been all over the tabloids for the past few weeks, and I've largely ignored it because Teen Mom is …
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Hump Day Hottie: Julianne Hough, Doutzen Kroes, or Vida Guerra

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Since we've been talkin' health and fitness the last couple days, this week's Hump Day Hottie post is especially poignant. We've opted to let YOU decide between three gorgeous, healthy and fit ladies (each with different shaped bodies) to see what kind of body type is YOUR favorite! Let's all take a gander at our …
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Ray J Uses Kim K Look-a-Like in New Video

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It's a conundrum, you know? Like, on one hand I'm posting this video here, so he's getting the publicity that the music video was meant to create. On the other hand, I'm posting it only to show how desperate, annoying, low, embarrassing, and pathetic he is. All press is good press though, isn't that what …
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Hump Day Hottie: Chris Hemsworth

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NO! STOP! STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME! I know, I KNOW, you are all shocked at disgusted that I would take a normally boob-alicious weekly post and sully it with the likes of a dude. But let's be honest about three things here, everyone. 1) Some weeks, the ladies just don't bring their A-game. 2) …
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Hump Day Hottie: Alessandra Ambrosio

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The weather for the past two weekends in Indio, California (where Coachella fest is held) has been a steady mid to low 90s. Which in normal life is WAY TOO HOT, but at Coachella is kinda great, because a) it's an escape from the frigid pre-spring temps in the rest of the country, and b) …
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HUMP DAY HOTTIE: Jessica Alba

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I come across photos of Jessica Alba on gossip sites DAILY. The woman is constantly being photographed for her fantastic style and pretty hair, but the lack of juicy body shots has been super disappointing since she had her two children, Honor and Haven. Luckily, that dry spell was just doused in a warm current …
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