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We all learn things from past relationships. Some of us learn sexy tips to use in bed. Some get a great recipe that everyone loves. Some os us make new friends that stay with us even past the break up. Some of us learn to bash peoples' faces in when they do something that makes …

This post (and the previous one) is brought to you by your local non-profit very-much-for-profit Kardashian foundation. "Kardashian: Date One And You'll Always Be a Pseudo-Celebrity." DUDE! What HAPPENED to Adrienne Bailon? The last time I saw her she was making the poor decision to tattoo her name on Rob Kardashian's rib cage, but she …

For honesty purposes, I probably should have titled this post, "What Do You Think Of Yeezus, Kanye West's New American Psycho-themed Short Film Starring Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's Notoriously-Annoying Baby-Daddy," but A) that wouldn't have fit on the subject line and B) would probably have made you run away screaming. But hey, now you're here …

1. No she doesn't. 2. How long until she finally admits this was a pre-meditated porno? HOW LONG WILL THIS LIE GO ON? (Note: probably as long as we pay attention to her) 3. Clearly she doesn't get off watching herself or she wouldn't have felt she needed to upgrade her tatas like 20 minutes …

We've not been very good at picking original Hump Day Hotties, are we? We've pretty much repeated everyone twice, but what do you expect when those ladies are so so hot?! We had to share a little Hayden Panettiere double action this week, because although she looked super cute the last time we featured her, …

Show me a person who doesn't like the Lonely Island boys and I'll show you a liar (or a very conservative person I guess cause their songs are notoriously dirty). Their SNL digital shorts are some of the best things to come out of the show in the past decade - from the über-silly Lazy …

DAMN, GIRL! You ain't no Hannah Montana no mo'.

Oh Pamela Anderson. You were so many young boys' first crush, and by crush I mean the first person they masturbated to. As the years went on, many men lost their desire for you once you appeared in a sex tape with Tommy Lee, admitted you had Hepatitis, and got that awful barbed-wire tattoo. Recently, …