Celebrities

We gave you a little Oscars run down earlier in the week, but we didn't really talk much about the fashion. Because, as always, WHO F***ING CARES? They're rich people, wearing expensive clothes that were given to them for free by other rich people. Totally sounds like my daily life, how about you? However, a …

No one has perfect parents. When you are raised, you learn parenting habits from your own family that you, as an adult, either choose to emulate or do the opposite of. For example, I WILL make sure my children are involved in sports and hobbies because it fosters a sense of responsibility and time-management, as …

The 85th annual Academy Awards were last night, and, um - they happened! People wore things! And won awards! And some didn't win awards! And some used crutches in a way that screamed "PITY PARTY!" In case you missed them, though, because you were busy doing other things like making a homemade dinner and listening …

Let me make it crystal clear that I think the upcoming Harmony Korine movie, Spring Breakers, looks terrible. It looks TERRIBLE! Look at it case you aren't sure if it's TERRIBLE: TERRIBLE. That being said, I will see this movie. I will probably see it eight months after it's released on DVD and happens to …

How was everyone's long weekend? Great? Not so great? Full of fun adventures or just lots of errand running? Did you meet a new potential booty call? Did you try foie gras for the first time? Did you FORGET it was a long weekend until you checked your calendar Sunday night, and then got SO …

The Grammy's were last Sunday, and I realized we didn't talk about them. I then realized that it's because no one really cares about the Grammy's, or award shows in general, and the Grammy's are pretty bottom of the barrel. But in case you were duper bummed and feel like you missed out, here are …

I'd like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren't totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful …

Of the 9 movies nominated for Oscars this season, I have seen one of them (it was Beasts of the Southern Wild and it was f***ing great - go watch it now). So you can imagine how little I've cared about this award season. Sure I like seeing the terrible fashion choices and the batshit …