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Hot Or Not: Lil Wayne's New Face Tattoo

POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! POLL TIME! As you know, most good days start with a variation of the question, "should I get a [insert nonsense thing here] tattoo?" Great examples of people who answered yes to this question are Chris Brown, this guy, Chris Brown again, this guy, this …
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Gwyneth Paltrow Awkwardly Dancing at Jay-Z's Concert

If there's one nice thing about the holidays being over, it's that we can all start settling back into our normal lives at normal distances away from our families (unless you're still in high school, in which case GO BUILD A SNOWMAN OR SOMETHING). Instead of being unnaturally smushed up against them at all hours …
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Samuel L Jackson Doesn't Approve of the N-Word

Note to self: if you ever interview Django Unchained star Samuel L. Jackson, don't mince words. He doesn't want anything to do with your bullshit political correctness. DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH AROUND SAMUEL L JACKSON. Skip ahead to 13:15 for the juicy stuff.
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Hugh Hefner Got Married

At 86-years-old, I suppose it's only expected that a guy'd want to spend the last years of his life in a loving relationship. It's also expected that he'd want said relationship to be with a beautiful woman. What might NOT be expected is that he'd marry a woman 60 years younger than him. Like, 3.3 …
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Hump Day Hottie Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs Stephanie Seymour

Since it's the last Hump Day Hottie post of the year (wahhhhhh!!!), we decided to spice it up a bit and feature a Hump Day Hottie showdown: two sexy women, in various stages of undress, duking it out so we can decide WHO IS SEXIER? We like little competitions over here, but usually they are …
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Ochocinco Has a Sex Tape - NSFW (Obviously)

Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson is a man of many talents. Like playing football, and making up ridiculous names for himself, and AH YES, beating his wife. The two are separated now (although let's see how long that lasts), but Chad is allegedly desperate for a reconciliation. This new little news nugget might not help, though - …
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Nick Cannon Dumped Kim Kardashian Over Her Sex Tape

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WERE TWO NICK CANNON NEWS PIECES IN THE PAST WEEK? WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHY DOES HE NEED PUBLICITY??? Ugh, whatever. According to Fox News, our favorite nobody Nick Cannon says he broke up with ex Kim Kardashian (back when she looked WAY MORE MIDDLE EASTERN THAN NOW, …
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Hump Day Hottie: Coco Austin

This week's Hump Day Hottie might ruffle some feathers. She's no supermodel, and her proportions are what some might call "confusing," or "almost shockingly unnatural" However, even if she isn't exactly MY cup of tea, I give the girl credit for being confident, seductive, and kinda terrifying. That's what Hump Day Hottie-ship is all about, …
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Happy Thursday From Hayden Panettiere Telling a Bad Joke In Tiny Shorts

I'm generally very offended by the well-worn idea that women aren't funny. I think, no, I HOPE, that that stereotypical thought is losing steam, especially with hilarious women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jane Lynch and Sarah Silverman making their mark on comedy television. However, sometimes EVEN I just want to say, okay, pretty lady, …
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