Celebrities
Is Top Chef still on? I haven't seen it since the terrible "All-Stars" season, but I used to be an avid fan. Like Stan's dad, I used to obsessively watch Top Chef like it was porn and pretend that I understood what was going on with the 5-star plates while shoveling Kraft Mac N Cheese …
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Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey Are REALLY IN LOVE
It's Wednesday morning, which calls fo- NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! OH NO! We have an extreme code red narcissism alert! Let's check it out. While on the Howard Stern show this morning, Nick Cannon admitted that sometimes he and Mariah have sex while listening to her music. …
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Kelly Brook Wishes You A Happy Holidays
To apologize for the past two days of incessant holiday sappiness, here is a much-more-our-style video of the beautifully busty Kelly Brook doing a sexy Christmas strip tease for LOVE magazine. The curvaceous Brit, who was recently our Hump Day Hottie of the week, is the perfect start to a Friday morning, like a very …
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Hump Day Hottie: Alessandra Ambrosio
Last night was the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion show, which we detailed after its filming in a Hump Day Hottie post a couple weeks ago, so of course the past few weeks have been chock full of Angels giving interviews, looking unfairly sexy all over NYC, and getting accused of breaking up a pop star's …
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Happy Birthday Jay-Z!
What do you get the man who has everything? Like, seriously, everything. Not "everything" like you say your dad has "everything" because he has a decent tool set and a nice robe. I mean, the man who HAS EVERYTHING, including the most beautiful wife in the world, a brand new gorgeous baby, a wildly successful …
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Hugh Hefner is "Getting Married." "For Real This Time." "Sure."
So I know it's Monday morning and everything, but is anyone up for a Vegas trip? Wait, hold on. More important question: Do you think you can bet on the length of celebrity marriages in Vegas? If so, pack up my friends, we're hitting the strip! According to TMZ, world-famous young-blonde-collector Hugh Hefner is attempting …
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Gavin Rossdale is NOT Cheating on Gwen Stefani
Turns out that "super hot nanny"? Yeah, the one whose "butt he was touching"? Yeah, that's just HIS SISTER. Awkwaaaaaard.
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Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Chastain
This is an historic day for BCU's Hump Day Hottie segment, as it features our first... drumroll please.... REDHEEEAAAAADDDDD! Yes, though we've traveled across many lands, hit many continents, many ethnicities, and many, many sexy women, we have yet to feature a fierce redhead, until today. Every say, "HELLO, JESSICA!" Yep, that's 35-year-old Jessica Chastain, …
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Is Gavin Rossdale Sleeping With the Nanny?
Welp, assuming that Gwen Stefani really ain't no "hollaback girl" (wait, that's a double negative. Assuming she ain't NOT no hollaback girl, I believe that's correct), she may be about to throw her husband to the curb. Just yesterday, some photos surfaced showing the No Doubt singer's husband, Gavin Rossdale, hiking with his children and …
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Rihanna Takes 200 Fans and Journalists on Her Plane
In case you needed another reason to L-O-V-E Rihanna (other than this of course), here she is allowing 250 (!) journalists and fans to join her aboard a privately chartered Boeing 777 for a 7 day, 7 country, 7 concert mini-tour, aptly named the #777tour. While aboard the plane, said lucky mother f***ers have been …
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