Celebrities

As summer slowly turns into fall (really, really slowly if you're in southern California - it's still in the mother-effing 90s here), we start looking for a new trait for ladies: the ability to pull off sexy while wearing way more clothes than usual. Instead of drooling over the obviously sizzling woman in a bikini, …

Here's an outtake from Kate Upton's most recent photoshoot with super-photog/creep Terry Richardson. It probably doesn't need any caption, but let's just all take a moment to breathe in the sweet delicious boobage of this year's Sports Illustrated cover girl, and give a hearty cheers to the weekend. Get out there, have fun, be safe, …

You might have thought that this week we'd choose Mila Kunis as our Hump Day Hottie, being that she was chosen as Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, and because she posed like this. But no. We already chose her WAY back in March, it's way too soon to start doubling up, and honestly, most of Esquire's …

Alright ladies, grab your gallon of Ben and Jerry's and meet me on the couch in 20 where i'll be lighting candles and listening to Three Dog Night - it's time to mourn the death of another meant-to-be-Hollywood marriage. First it was Heidi Klum and Seal, then Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and now our …

In what could only be called a response to my deepest, most unsettling nightmares - we have learned that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape. A SEX TAPE. STARRING HULK HOGAN. The hot-dog skinned professional wrestler of my childhood, who loved America and calling people "SON," is the star of a 30 minute sex-tape recently …

In "people who should have never been celebrities but somehow are it makes no sense" news, Heidi Montag is making headlines today with the news that she will be "performing" at Crazy Horse III Gentleman's Club is Las Vegas on October 19th. Heidi and her G-cups must be hard up for cash, because she accepted …