Celebrities

Joanna Krupa - you know, the woman that looks like this, and this and this, claims that she hasn't been getting laid nearly enough recently. Yep, that sound you hear? That's the tune of thousands of men clamoring over each other with chocolate and red wine while Googling "Joanna Krupa's home address." Via Celebuzz: “I …

Let's say I were to tell you that I was handing you $50,000 dollars to spend this weekend, no strings attached. You could spend it all in three days and no one would judge, or you could take a more responsible route. What would you do? Maybe buy a new, practical car, put 10,000 into …

If I was going to name a celebrity that was on a campaign to get you to stop jerkin' it, who do you think it would be? Kirk Cameron? Chuck Norris? Rick Moranis? What if I said 50 Cent, the rapper behind the song Candy Shop? Yup, it's option D, my friends. Despite the overwhelming …

Holy flashback, Batman! Do you remember Cassie?! She's the 26-year-old model-turned-dancer-turned-singer who shot to number one with her insanely sexual single, Me & U, and although she hasn't had a hit song since then, it appears she's planning a comeback, starting with a sizzling photoshoot for GQ magazine. Let me be the first to say …

Oh. My. God. In what could only be sweet, sweet payback, The Superficial reports that rumors are beginning to swirl claiming that the "look-a-like" in Kanye's sex tape may in fact BE MISS KARDASHIAN HERSELF. Oh, and that it was filmed WHILE SHE WAS STILL MARRIED TO KRIS HUMPHRIES. AND AND AND that they may …

TWO DAYS TOO LATE, EVA. We JUST awarded you the week's illustrious Hump Day Hottie spot and then two days later you do THIS?! WE SHOULD REVOKE YOUR AWARD FOR NOT LETTING THIS LEAK EARLIER. According to the Daily Mail, the gorgeous, 37-year-old Latina bombshell is being featured in Jork Weisman's (haha, Jork) new coffee …

You know, I'd probably be more surprised if you told me Kanye West DIDN'T have a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like, but hey, here we are. Radar Online claims to have seen footage from a sex tape featuring the rapper doing the nasty with a woman who looks a whole lot like his …

Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even crying at a funeral she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on Desperate Housewives, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on …