Celebrities

A couple weeks ago, I said I wasn't going to give Mila Kunis the Hump Day Hottie Award, despite her being chosen as Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, because I wasn't willing to give someone the award twice when there are so many sexy ladies out there who have yet to receive it once. You know, …

The latest in a string of wealthy, well-connected adults has mistakenly uploaded a picture of their naughty bits to the World Wide Web. Just weeks after Newsroom star Allison Pill accidentally tweeted a pic of her boobs, we get an unintentional dick pic from rapper and occasional inmate Soulja Boy, who must have hit the …

Look, I know you were probably expecting a Halloween-costumed cutie for this week's Hump Day Hottie. And trust me, I SCOURED the web, looking for a drool-worthy lady in a skin tight costume, but there was just nothing new. Now that Heidi Klum and Seal are divorced, I'm pretty sure the celebrity world has stopped …

YOU GUYS I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AS EMPHATICALLY AS POSSIBLE: THERE MAYBE MIGHT POTENTIALLY BE A SOFIA VERGARA (SEMI) NUDE PIC LEAK IN OUR FUTURE. I KNOW. I KNOW. STOP SCREAMING. I KNOW. OKAY OKAY OKAY, CALM DOWN. EVERYONE CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, …

We haven't seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face. However, Nat's finally in …

Alicia Silverstone, best known for her role as Cher Horowitz in the movie Clueless, but also as an outspoken vegan and a total creep who spits food in her kid's mouth, is now the spokesperson for Leaf Vibes sex toys. The toys, which are eco-friendly (phalate-free and shipped in recycled packaging) and made to look …

Aw, how sweet. John Mayer, the dude that said his penis is racist and totally played a 19-year-old girl, is actually a nice guy after all! According to Perez Hilton, the above photo shows John walking Katy Perry (his on-again, off-again fling) out of his apartment after she spent the night for his birthday on …