Celebrities
I was planning on saving this post for Wednesday's Hump Day Hottie post - because the fact is Pamela Anderson, at 45 years old, looks phenomenal in her iconic red Baywatch bathing suit. However, on a Monday morning when we're all regretting that last scoop of bean dip and betting a shot of Jameson on …
More
Kate Middleton Topless Photos Emerge, Hallelujah!
You know what they say: when it rains Royal nude photos, IT POURS ROYAL NUDE PHOTOS. Such is this case this morning, as photos of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, future Queen, etc etc etc, sunbathing topless in France surfaced on the cover of French tabloid Closer. The photos, which appear …
More
Happy Friday From Drunk Dina Lohan
Nothing says, "we're a normal, well-adjusted, functioning family" like showing up drunk to a morning talk show with a pretend psychiatrist, AM I RIGHT? I never thought I'd say this, but be sure to turn into Dr. Phil Monday morning (if you're masochistic) for the train wreck in all its embarrassing glory.
More
Allison Pill Tweeted a Nude Pic
The life of a celebrity: trips to St. Barts, thousand dollar dinners, paychecks big enough to feed a medium-sized country. Oh, and the constant, inevitable possibility of a nude photo leak scandal. This week, we have one from Newsroom star Allison Pill (you might recognize her from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World), who accidentally tweeted …
More
Chris Brown is Still a Stupid Piece of Shit.
I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to not blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that …
More
Hump Day Hottie: Joanna Krupa
As we learned earlier today, it doesn't really matter if you're relatively unknown... garner yourself some sex appeal and the world will tune in. Such is the case for this Wednesday's Hump Day Hottie, Joanna Krupa. The blonde beauty, who Wikipedia says has been in a bunch of men's magazines and a season of Dancing …
More
PSY Teaches Britney How to Dance Gangnam Style
Welp, it's official. For the first time, like, EVER, I have been the one living under a rock, because I had no idea about this whole "Gangnam Style" trend. Apparently, "Gangnam Style" is a Korean (aka K-Pop) single by a dude who goes by the name PSY. In the last month, the song has rocketed …
More
Kanye Used To Watch Kim's Sex Tape to Get in the Mood
In this morning's, "gross, gross, oh my god, gross," news, sources are claiming that Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape while having sex with other women to "get him in the mood." According to TMZ, Kanye's long-time crush on the reality starlet went beyond just rapping about her in songs, as multiple …
More
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Got Married
Speaking of bad relationship ideas, sextastic Hollywood couple Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively reportedly got married in a small private ceremony in South Carolina this weekend. People Magazine claims the couple were married in a white tent at Boone Hall Plantation, and Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine) performed a few songs as the …
More
Ochocinco Refuses to Sign Divorce Papers
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson must be getting tired of getting kicked off teams, huh? First the Miami Dolphins drop him from the roster, then VH1 cancels his reality show, and now his estranged wife, Evelyn Lozada (the one he head-butted) is filing for divorce, or should I say, trying to file for divorce. According to TMZ, …
More