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One time, my "friend" went to this sex shop. She had big plans for the night, so she wandered the aisles and was shocked (SHOCKED!) to realize at the cash register that she had managed to spend $250 at this sex shop. My "friend" couldn't believe that she'd racked up that kind of bill at …
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Jamie Bell is a Smart Guy
Jamie Bell, a British actor best known for his role as a male ballerina in the movie Billy Elliot, is about to star in a remake of the movie Tintin directed by Steven Spielberg. In an interview with GQ, however, the most interesting detail was his very accurate answer to the question"What's the best way …
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Rihanna’s New Music Video Won’t Piss Anyone Off I Bet
Legacy embedded mediaRihanna on WhoSay What with the drug use, alcohol abuse, cigarettes, partial nudity, sex, stealing, and glorification of general debauchery, I don't see any reason why any sort of morality groups could POSSIBLY GET ANGRY about this video. Right?
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Shia LaBeouf Got Beat DOWN
Oh Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You were so TOUGH for a very brief few minutes in Transformers when you weren't getting saved by a Chevy Tahoe-turned-robot-superhero! And you were also so tough that one time on the cover of Details magazine when you implied that you slept with Megan Fox even though she was married! …
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Soulja Boy Arrested
What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn't she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why didn't she leave it in her 2,000-a-night hotel? When TI got out of jail, WHY DID HE …
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Tone Loc Collapses On Stage
This has not been a good week for famous (if not somewhat outdated) rappers - just a day after Rick Ross' seizure caused a plane's emergency landing, Tone Loc reportedly collapsed on stage. TMZ reports that the rapper (of "Funky Cold Medina") fame collapsed while performing at an event Saturday night in Atlanta. Some reports …
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Will Rick Ross Perform Despite His Seizure?
TMZ reported this morning that rapper Rick Ross suffered a seizure that left him unconscious on his flight to Memphis for his performance tonight at the FedEx Forum. According to eyewitness reports, Ross fell unconscious soon after the plane took off, prompting his entourage to alert the staff of the plane and a doctor on …
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Ashton's Fling Speaks Out
As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples' outfits "uggo," you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every last one should be incinerated on Mars. But it's true - while celebrity's dumb moves (like say, wearing uggo …
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Alexander Skarsgard is Our Type of Guy
I keep hearing about this Alexander Skarsgard dude, usually wedged between the words "beautiful," "amazing," and "I would literally kill someone for the chance to touch his bare chest." But honestly, I've got no idea who he is. I think I can assume he is an actor, or maybe a musician? Or perhaps a model, …
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Madonna Nude(ish) Pics Leak - NSFW
Before you scroll down, let's just remember that this woman was making hit songs before many of you were born. She is old. She is, by entertainment industry standards, old as F***. She is not a born-in-the-80s pop star raised on Disney salaries and baby-foreskin face creams. She could be a grandma, so just... you …
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