Celebrities
I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic woman beater and an entitled celebrity jerk-off, but I admit I do feel the tiniest iota of sympathy for him. I mean, the guy clearly f***ed up, but his past is constantly shoved in his face …
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Tupac Sex Tape Surfaces
It seems as though Tupac may have been even more of a pimp than we thought. According to TMZ, a sex tape of the deceased rapper has surfaced, but unlike many pother celeb tapes, is pretty impressive.A source tells TMZ that the tape was shot in 1991 (at the height of Tupac's fame) and shows …
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Patti Stanger is The Worst
Apparently today is TV-Bitches-Tuesday, because not only did we get a glimpse of Nancy Grace's rage-fueled nips, but now we get to enjoy the sweet sweet ramblings of my OTHER least favorite "female" on television, Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger, whose job it is to hook up sugar daddies with their sugar babies in the most …
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Nancy Grace DWTS Wardrobe Malfunction - NSFW
Nancy Grace, if you hadn't already heard, is evil. She's a horrific excuse for a news anchor and an even worse excuse for a woman. On her CNN show, she claims to be an "advocate for victims' rights," which I think translates into "yelling and screaming with no respect for the US legal system." Plus …
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Nicki Minaj Wore a Fried Chicken Necklace
As if the whiny, nasally, migraine-inducing voice wasn't enough, Nicki Minaj chooses to pollute our EYES now, as well as our ears, with her over-the-top costumes and hair and makeup that makes her look like a playing piece from a nightmarish version of Candy Land. Hey, I give the girl credit for making some pretty …
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Scarlett and Justin: Hottest Booty Call Ever?
We saw what Justin looked like almost naked in Friends With Benefits, and now we know what Scarlett looks like in her birthday suit - so it's not hard to be insanely jealous about today's celeb news: a rumor that Scarlett and Justin may have partaken in a late night booty call just last week.The …
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Mike Tyson Gave Steve-O a Black Eye
The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen premiered this Monday night (I say premiered because it will show approximately 400,000 times in the next six months), and according to viewers, it was quite a doozy. I have never been a fan of Roasts, mostly because A) Lisa Lampanelli is a fat, unfunny cow and B) …
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Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
The Emmys were last night everyone! Which means some people won awards and some people didn't, but all in all I'm sure everyone had a great time! Also best dressed and worst dressed and stuff! And also after parties? SURE! Still, though, after all those very exciting things. Everyone on the interwebs can only talk …
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NSFW - Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak!
Religion is a tough subject for me. On one hand, I would love to have faith that someone more powerful than myself is in control. The thought that I and everyone else in the world are created in the image of an all-knowing being is sort of comforting, you know? And believing that we should …
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Top 3 VMA Moments
I don't feel any real need to cover the MTV Video Music Awards with you, because honestly, I'm pretty sure that the entire offices of MTV have just been reduced to one computer spitting out algorithms that figure out the absolute cheapest, most hack sh*t teenagers are willing to watch, so why are we still …
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