Celebrities

It takes a lot to shock the iGeneration (that's what I'm calling all of us 20-somethings who grew up with Netscape and watched it morph into iPad-compatible hardcore porn). We're not easily disturbed, and actually are on a constant hunt to see something MORE strange, MORE disturbing, MORE brain-frying. Like, say, THIS.So the never-before-seen photos …

Good god, it's like an epidemic this year! What with these two and these guys and this couple and them, something in the water in 2011 is causing celebrity couples to hate each other (I blame global warming). And now divorce has come and wreaked havoc upon what the world thought was the most perfect …

In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I'll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of "Toddlers and Tiaras" that was …

Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike "TheSituation" Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. It's like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE.According to the report:We are …

If you don't recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring "country music star," Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions …

On a very un-BCU serious note, death of a loved one is a horrible thing. It's shocking and painful in a way that no other experience can remotely TOUCH, and to imagine a person purposefully killing themselves is completely unbearable. So when I write this post, keep in mind that this blog is a comedy …

As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is …

Oh, Lindsey. What are we going to do with you now? According to notoriously accurate gossip site x17, witnesses shot a video that seems to show Lindsey and a friend in Venice Beach, CA, buying drugs in front of a bar in the middle of the day. The video, which can be seen at the …

Looking like what can only be described as "defying nature," Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her 5'2 frame. If Alexander looks familiar to you, be ashamed, you probably spotted her while watching "The Flavor of Love" …