Celebrities

In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation's most STYLISH pinto bean - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. According to Gawker, "one style of shoe will be pink with a pickle print …

Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an "intimate" way, because he recently sent and deleted a Tweet that just said "@RIHANNA you got that pic I sent you?" According to MTO, it was immediately taken down, …

If you're my age (an age which is less than a quarter of a century but older than a fifth of one), you probably grew up flinching to the impossibly painful and awkward performances of the Jackass crew on MTV. Before there were pregnant teens and terrible reality shows filling the airwaves, there was a …

In case you're simmering in "The Saturday Flu," which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain.In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has "miraculously" become single. [TheSuperficial]Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted]Ryan Reynolds used to masturbate …

Considering the plot of the E! reality show 'Girls Next Door,' you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have …

History has proven that the top 3 ways to kill your career as a performer in America are to a) get fat, b) do a Lifetime movie and c) go on some sort of totally un-PC homophobic/racist/misogynistic/anti-Semetic rant (or if you're Mel Gibson, all four!). Oddly enough, that hasn't stopped celebrities from publicly voicing their …

With all the politician news in the air the last week, you might have forgotten celebrities still exist. GUESS WHAT! THEY DO!Russell Crowe is taking a vehement stance against ... circumcision? [Videogum]Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting a baby. A very tiny baby. [TheSuperficial]Tina Fey's response to Tracy Morgan's crazy anti-gay rant makes me …

Blake Lively nude picture leak is the greatest nude leak since Vanessa Hudgens [MTV]They put Octomom in a bikini for some GODAWFUL reason [TheSuperficial]Kim Kardashian got engaged... on her reality show. SHOCKER [Dlisted]ARod and Cameron Diaz split. There is nothing exciting to add to this. [TheBlemish]

I mean, really. What was I expecting? A pretty unicorn in front of a rainbow riding a skateboard into heaven? Buddha posing in downward dog proclaiming "Do No Harm"? A kitten and a baby owl cuddling in a bird's nest?No. Now that I really think about it, a skull bursting through a 1995 smiley face …