Celebrities

This is the second Memorial Day weekend in a row where San Diego has dropped to sub-Artic temperatures, so pardon me if I come off a bit abrasive in this post.Charlie Sheen's selling his house to YouPorn.com as part of his "Clean Up My Image Just Kidding Never" tour. [TheSuperficial]Tony Romo got married, does not …

Sometimes it's easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget that most kids his age are still begging their parents for X-Box games. But then something like …

Obviously, the big celeb news of the week is that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split. But let's not forget all the other horrible stuff he's done. [Gawker]People still care when celebrities fly to the other side of the world and do rich people things for a week. WHY IS THIS. [I'mNotObsessed]At least we can …

You know how sometimes you hate a celebrity, and then you see their E True Hollywood Story and you're like, okay you're not that bad I guess? That was my situation with Katy Perry. She actually is a pretty talented girl, and the fact that she chooses utterly worthless, terrible songs, and matches them with …

This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the "sex addict" card, I usually scoff and say, YEAH RIGHT, BRO, YOU JUST WANTED TO BONE HOT CHICKS. …

File this under O for OHHHH SNAP - turns out it was much more than some light-hearted groping that caused the split of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver! According to ETOnline, Arnold has released a statement to the LA Times regarding his divorce, claiming that over a decade ago, before he ran for state office, …

Coco can balance a water bottle on her booty. She should be our new mascot. [Jezebel]It was apparently break up week in Celebrity land.[DatePro]Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen and Charlie Sheen is reacting... predictably. [TheSuperficial]The Jersey Shore went to Italy. Sorry, Italy. [Dlisted]Jessica Beal and Bradley Cooper, huh? INTERESTING. [Celebslam]Apparently Britney Spears is "mentally …

Do you guys really need more than that? I mean that headline kind of speaks for itself, right? No? UGH, FINE.According to TMZ, an unnamed plaintiff is suing an unidentified male celebrity on 6 separate counts ranging from Fraud to Sexual Battery, for knowingly giving them herpes during a wild night in Vegas. According to …

This could be the straw that breaks the psycho's brain - according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has "all but signed" a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen's replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims …

Calm down, okay - I'm not saying that anal-porn star and ex-Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson, looks like Jack Nicholson's terrifying portrayal of the Joker in the 1989 version of Batman. All I'm just saying that they could be identical twins that were separated at birth, that's all.