Celebrities

Here's the thing about celebrity sex tapes - they're never really that great. I mean, they're usually super hot people, and yet somehow the video is usually 5 minutes of them doing exactly what they do on the red carpet - trying to look hot. For a celebrity sex tape to be truly successful, you'd …

<prepare for unwarranted terrible joke> Well, it looks like maybe he won't be back. < / end terrible joke> All jokes aside, the biggest news to hit the celebrity gossip feeds is that current governor and prior bad-ass-extra-groper Arnold Schwarzenegger and his political princess Maria Shriver have decided to split. According to the LA Times, …

Osama bin Laden is dead and celebs have a lot to Tweet about it! [Buzzfeed] Andy Dick, still living up to his name? NO WAY. [Dlisted] Will Ferrell does us all a favor and cut Conan's beard. It is awesome. [Popeater] You all can go ahead and pull the assassination order - Kid Rock says …

It is considered a 'fetish' if you find something about a person's ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin's desire to drill for oil. Or... if you were really turned on by Suze Orman's creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both …

With the many arguments we've made against marriage; from the insane cost of divorce to the cases of it making people turn completely batsh** insane (like say, biting off your husbands balls or driving around with your wife on the hood of your car), we would like to think that perhaps we have helped young …

Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted] Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker] Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn't expect based on what he's put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial] Not only is Will.i.am a person …

Just kidding, here's Kate Middleton in a bikini, though. Just remember, you too can be a awkward-looking, shy, balding nerd and marry a bangin' hot broad with a fantastic body. All you have to do is be the F***ING FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.

If there is one statement you'd never expect, it would be "I'm a gay, heterosexual male," but it's officially been said by Lil B. According to Jezebel, the rapper, who has songs called "I'm God" and "I'm Miley Cyrus" released an album titled "I'm Gay," which has sparked quite an uproar. When asked if he …

Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don't know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial]In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it's hilarious. [Dlisted]Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish]Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip]Apparently JWOWW is a sadistic …

I break a lot of promises. Like that I'll call my mom everyday, or that I'll actually go to the gym every day. And I'm about to break my promise that I'd stop reporting anything about Charlie "Trainwreck of the Century" Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the …