Celebrities

Chris Brown is not quite cured of the Rage Virus [TMZ] Apparently that's enough to make his publicist JUMP SHIP. [TheBlemish] Lindsey Lohan wants to be known as just "Lindsey," because you know, she's in the same boat as Oprah and Beyonce. [TheSuperficial] Neither is Michael Lohan [TheBlemish] Paris Hilton apparently told someone she hates …

Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus' love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to …

Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you'll see all day [RadarOnline]Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts... [TheBlemish]...but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial]One of Charlie Sheen's 'goddesses' tried to commit suicide... [TMZ]...but that's still less pathetic than his top choice for …

This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep …

Megan Fox still has boobs in case you were wondering [TheBlemish] Amanda Bynes is the most boring celebrity on the planet and her Twit pics reflect that [Buzzfeed] Good lord. Gisele is literally the best wife on the planet [Daily Mail] Kim Kardashian thought this was a good idea [The Superficial] To prove Charlie Sheen …

Or at least his image wins... This past weekend was the 5th Anniversary of the PokerStars.com Sunday Million Tournament, and the winner of the big pool may have been THE Charlie Sheen, sitting in his "goddess mansion," winning over a million dollars in cash and prizes on his laptop while getting a foot massage and …

Is there even really a reason to try and round up the most important celebrity gossip of the week? I mean, it could all basically be encompassed in the term "WINNING," right? All other celebrities felt their energy sources depleting throughout the week because of the lack of attention they were getting, I'm pretty sure. …