Celebrities
Fergie's face is looking rather... um... "TAUT" [TheBlemish] Celebs... They're Wasted, JUST LIKE US! [TheSuperficial] Benecio Del Toro knocked up Kimberly Stewart. What have we learned today, children? USE A CONDOM, MAYBE? [Dlisted] Vanessa Hudgens says the internet is "the worst invention ever." Um. Sure? [Starpulse]I feel like something is wrong with Kim Kardashian's butt. …
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Hayden Panettiere Talks Sex
It seems like most of the time, the celebrities that start talking about their sex lives are the LAST people on EARTH you'd ever want to picture naked. Like Rosie O'Donnell, or Kathy Griffin (note: I almost just wrote Kathy "Friggin," which is somehow much more hilarious), or Snooki... ugh, I shudder just thinking about …
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Lady Gaga Falls Off Piano
I'm torn in my feelings for this video. I mean, on one hand, it's pretty hardcore that after taking a tumble like that she just gets up and acts like nothing happened. I'd have probably laid down there in the fetal position, crying, until someone brought me a band-aid and a lollipop. On the other …
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Weekly Celeb Dose
What's the deal with women taking nudey pregnant pics. IT'S GROSS. Is Gwyneth cheating with her Glee costar? [TheSuperficial] This is definitely the winner in the contest of Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. [DailyMail] Olivia Wilde makes it clear that she and Justin are NOT together [Dlisted] Britney debuted her new video where she …
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New Chris Brown Music Video is… Interesting
Sigh.Okay, let's talk about this. The music video below, I think, is proof that Chris Brown is really trying to recreate himself as an artist and a human being, right?... You know, he wants to paint a picture of the man he really is instead of a guy who bashes his girlfriend in the face, …
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Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
When the Patriot Act came into practice a few years back, people got pretty damn pissed, and rightfully so. The government decided they had ring to full access to your shopping receipts and library history and cell phone conversations, if they believed you were partaking in "terrorist activities." The public's right to privacy was virtually …
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Charlie Sheen's Show Bombed
I don't know if I just haven't been paying attention to my Charlie Sheen is a Hot Mess Live Feed over the past few weeks, because I had no idea he was performing his own LIVE SHOW TOUR called (of course) “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option." Very normal and everything, of …
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Weekly Celeb Dose
Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!] Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker] Also, her face is looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial] Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV] Britney …
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Kathy Griffin Dancing Topless
I don't know where this happened (edit: somewhere in Florida), I don't know how this happened, and I sure as s*** don't know WHY this happened, but it happened.Kathy Griffin was photographed dancing naked on the side of the road and waving at passing traffic this week before a show in Miami Beach, Florida, and …
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Russell Brand Isn't Getting Laid
Look at Katy Perry. Look at her boobs Look at her face. They are It is magnificent. There is no doubt that she is one of the most beautiful celebrities out there today, don't you think? Imagine convincing her to date you, despite the fact that you are a scraggly, greasy man-child with little to …
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