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Watching Charlie Sheen right now is like being a storm chaser. You're running around attempting to follow a natural disaster, using all the knowledge you can remember to try and predict his next move, but sometimes he does something so unexpected and unpredictable that it ends up SMASHING SOMEONE UNDERNEATH A BARN. However, when someone …

Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The 'Burlesque' star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling …

Secondhand Embarrassment (n): the empathetic, uncomfortable feeling you get when watching something unbearably awkward or embarrassing on television. I experienced secondhand embarrassment for about four and a half hours yesterday while watching the Oscars pre-show, awards show, post-show and post-show post-show, which could all be combined into one show called "Hollywood's Annual Circle Jerkathon." Did …

These previously unreleased photos of Rihanna after the Chris Brown beatdown are ROUGH. [MediaTakeout]Kanye is giving people seizures now, so, you know. That's nice. [Stereogum]Bam Margera (who is married) stupidly takes photos of him hooking up with a 17 year old in Canada (even though he's MARRIED) [The Superficial]Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones go …

Well THAT took long enough. The plug has been officially pulled on the highest rated show (by some ungodly work of number-cooking, I assume) on television, Two and a Half Men. And who do we have to thank blame, class? Nutter Butter extraordinaire Charlie Sheen, of course. After months of Vegas binges, hooking up with …

The issue of abortion is a hotly debated topic that I don't foresee ever coming to a conclusion. Like gay marriage or stem-cell research, there is really no happy medium to come to. It's one or the other. Pro or anti. So it would make sense that people of influence are often pressed to keep …

BritBrit releases her new music video. Or at least, Sony featuring Plenty of Fish with musical guest makeup brand Forever released a music video. [Billboard]Samantha Ronson started sleeping with the nut-job again. [Dlisted]Oh God no, someone stop Cameron Diaz. STOP HER NOW. [TheSuperficial]John "The Rat Faced Douche Bag" Gosselin is working in construction now. WHICH …

In this adorable reminder that all super stars start out as tiny uncoordinated lumps of baby skin, some brilliant person compiled all the little kid pictures from today's hottest rappers for us all to "awww" at. From Kanye to Usher to Lil Weezy, seeing the pics makes you wonder if they were writing rhymes from …