Celebrities

Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later. Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to …

Britney left McDonalds long enough to record a new single. Prepare to hear it every five minutes [JustJared] Jay-Z and Kanye left their castle mansion islands long enough to release a single. It's called HAM. That is all. [OhNoTheyDidn't] Olivia Munn is on the cover of Maxim for the three hundredth time [HollywoodRag] Being a …

So, confession time. God this is embarrassing. ::Deep breath:: I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we've been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A …

Yep. You heard me. I'm calling this one early. I know its only two weeks into 2011, but barring some world-record breaking heroine binge, ain't no celebrities coming even remotely CLOSE to the type of bender that Mr. Charlie Sheen has been on since New Years.According to reports, he still hasn't come home from partying …

Andy Dick, at birth, was graced with the world's most appropriate name. It's like if I were born with the last name "Extra-Sharp Cheddar" or something. His last name encompasses his personality, the thing he most uses to make decisions, and the shape of his head. And every time you think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, …

The People's Choice [aka Probably Won't Win Any Other] Awards were this week, and people Tweeted the sh*t out of it [MTV.com] Jaime Pressly got a DUI. More importantly, Jamie Pressly got a DUI with over a .15 BAC. YOINKS. [Celebslam] Sobe's new body painted lady is Jessica Szohr and she's making me feel bad …

You've gotta give props to rapper TI's wife "Tiny." According to reports, while visiting her husband in prison (you'll recall the two got pulled over with a few controlled substances including several cups of "sizz-urp" a few months back), Tiny decided to go above and beyond the call of duty during a visitation by accompanying …

T'was but a wee 5 months ago that BCU announced that Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was getting married to journalist Christina McLarty, and advised her that in order to possibly stand up to Monsieur Francis' high standards, she was going to have to class up her grungy reputation, which included interviewing such Z-list …