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Hugh Hefner Engaged

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Well, someone hasn't been reading BCU. According to Twitter account (which, to be honest, I don't believe his fragile fingers manage), the Playboy founder and eternal bachelor has decided to tie the knot with his 23 year old girlfriend Crystal Harris. Despite his past statements like "monogamy is something that was invented along the way …
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Shania Twain Engaged To Ex's Mistress' Ex Or Something

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Reason #45,823 to stay single: Whatever the hell this is. Shania Twain recently announced excitedly that she is engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Frederic Thiébaud. On her personal website, she stated, "Frederic Nicolas Thiebaud has been a true gift to me as a compassionate, understanding friend and over time, an amazing love has blossomed from …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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They say "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down," so in this scenario I give you a spoonful of the über-sexy Katy Perry to help the Ke$ha vagine pics go down. Please divert your vomit away from the computer monitor.That's SO Miley: [TMZ]THANKS FOR THE ASS PIC, COCO. NOW NEED EYE BLEACH. [The …
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Scarlett and Ryan Split: Everyone Form a Calm, Orderly Line

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Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com, Jim Spellman/WireImage.comThe joy and romance of a new marriage. Everyone enters it and spends the next few months being like, MARRIAGE this and MARRIAGE that and blah blah you should get married you have no idea what love is, and then POOF they hate each other. It's like there comes a point where …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ]Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that's nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn't care that we …
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Snoop Wishes You a Happy Holiday

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Let's be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a "drink until you pass out" time. Sometimes I imagine what it …
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Snooki Is Ruining NYE

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she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a …
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Donald Trump's Hair Tries To Escape

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How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We'd have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump's hair tried …
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Whale Masturbation, According to Tommy Lee

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Tommy Lee and his infamous ex-wife Pamela Anderson are both pretty die-hard advocates for the animal rights group PETA, so it wasn't surprising to find out that he was pushing for the release of Tilikum, an orca whale that has killed three people in his time at Sea World. He expressed his disgust at the …
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Fergie's Husband is a Douche

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File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche. That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe …
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