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Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

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After a long week of "he said" "she said" "his rep denies" "Mario Lopez confirms," we finally have the verdict: Eva Longoria, sexy Latina star of Desperate Housewives, and Tony Parker, her NBA husband of seven years, are splitting. According to sources, Eva found out that Tony had been exchanging racy text messages with teammate …
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Weekly Celeb Dose

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Don't worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally ruined Keenan Cahill's recent video. Rude. [Videogum] Mel Gibson has enough firearms and ammunition for a small militia. Oh, good. [TMZ]Kanye isn't doing his Today Show appearance. SHOCKER. [TheSuperficial] There's VIDEO of the Glee photo shoot. VIDEO. Thank you God …
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VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, FINALLY.

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After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that's right: THE VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW. The actual prime time event isn't premiering until the end of November, but …
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Brace Yourself: Bridalplasty is Almost Here

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Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that's right, the always-classy E! Channel's monstrosity of a reality show, "Bridalplasty," is finally here. The show's premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows …
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Top 5 Sexiest American Politicians

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IT'S ELECTION DAY, EVERYONE! YOU. ME. POLLING BOOTH. BALLOTS! POLITICAL JARGON? YES PLEASE! LET'S. GET. IT. ON. Just kidding. We're sure you're tired of the non-stop political commercials and public service announcements reminding you to vote today, so instead of giving you tips on what to do this Election Day, or reminding you that not …
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Shaq as Beyonce is Amazing

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It took everything in my power not to post photos of every celebrity's Halloween costume today. I gave you the D. Wade as Justin Timberlake, sure, but what I wanted to give you was Kim Kardashian as a sexy leopard, Paris Hilton's parents as cops (it's funny cause their daughter's a criminal! Ha! Ha!), Amanda …
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Dwayne Wade Dressed as Justin Timberlake for Halloween

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Welcome back to reality everyone, hope you had a fabulous Halloween weekend complete with partying and costumes and friends and some booty (also hope you wore a love glove because unlike you, STDs don't take days off)!I personally decided to dress as the über-nerdy Nyota Uhura from Star Trek: The Original Series, which I had …
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J/K. She Is a Hooker.

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You can always count on Radar Online to really delve deep and find the hard hitting stories, like whether or not people have sex tapes or if Ashton is cheating on his grandma Demi Moore, and now, contrary to every other gossip site, they're saying that the classy lady cops found in the bathroom during …
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Snook-o-Lantern

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According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that's a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn't look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn't ever refer to intercourse as "smushing" and would absolutely …
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