Celebrities

Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I …

Apparently, talking a suicide jumper off a ledge isn't quite enough to save you from jail time! According to TMZ, rapper T.I. is going back to jail for probation violation resulting from an arrest last month where he was caught with a controlled substance. Despite officers from the suicide incident testifying on his behalf and …

Don't worry, you didn't take too many Gummi vitamins this morning - it's true: rapper T.I. (the same one who was released from a 7 month incarceration only to be arrested within a month for possession of ecstasy and codeine) is apparently now a LIFE-SAVING HERO.According to reports, when the rapper heard that a local …

Proof that just because you're 972 years old, you don't EVER have to stop being a bad ass who has his pick of the freshest produce from the aisle (that is to say, bangin' hot 23 year olds): Russell mother-f---ing Simmons, the man behind Def Jam records. Look at this photo. Look at the bad …

Alright everyone, pack your bags, we're moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new reality show (I think that brings the running Kardashian total to what, 38?) called "Kourtney and Kim Take …

Alright, magazine companies. It's time we had a talk. I was okay with you featuring half naked chicks and women with no noses and even photos of starving children in war-torn countries. But when you take it a step further, Billboard, and put a corpse on the cover of your magazine, a NAKED corpse, at …

See them? They're right there. Two flawless, amazing reasons that we wish we were in Germany right now at this very moment across the table from Hayden Panettiere. Two wonderful, tasty reasons we wish we weren't sitting at a desk in America but instead at a table across the ocean staring lovingly at them.What? Why …

If you told me last year that on September 23, 2010, I'd write two Jersey Shore related posts, I'd have punched you in your lying mouth. I'd have told you there were much more important things to talk about, like the escalating conflicts in the Sudan or maybe how the current bi-partisan bickering in the …