Dating & Sex
Condoms, condoms, condoms. Such a conundrum (a condom-drum?). On one hand, they're the simplest, most effective way to prevent STDs and pregnancy, but on the other hand, dudes hate them more than anything else in the world. They're awkward, they dull sensation, and they are a fairly disgusting mess once you're done with them. However, …
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West Coast Is the Best Coast (And Other Conclusions)
As a chick born and raised in the glorious land known as California, I have, for quite sometime, known that this side of the country is exponentially cooler than the other side. I mean, I spent a bit of time in New York after high school, and yeah, that city is pretty bad ass, but …
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Vintage STD Ads
It's often said that today's journalism and advertising is all propaganda. Like, blah blah blah Fox News blah blah blah Victoria's Secret is telling women to be anorexic. But in all honesty, if you compare the world we live in today to the 1940s, you'd think we lived in some sort of perfect, honest Utopia. …
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Semen is a Good Gift?
You read that right: a legitimate medical journal is under fire for an article they posted in their February issue, where they said that a better gift for women on Valentine's Day than chocolates would be, YEP: semen.According to RetractionWatch, Surgery News not only retracted the entire February issue from its archives, but also fired …
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Obvious News: Hot Girls Pay Less on Dates
This one should go in the record books for MOST obvious news in the HISTORY of Obviously Obvious News: According to a GROUNDBREAKING report by the New York Daily News, the more attractive a female is, the less likely she is to have to pay on a date! NO WAY. I AM IN SHOCK. MY …
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Saffron and Ginseng Make You Better in Bed
I'm glad that researchers are still taking time to answer the most important questions in life, like how to cure cancer, and how we can slow the depletion of the ozone, and how we can establish more transparency in our government what makes people horny. Researchers at Guelph University have been trying to learn exactly …
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Romance is Regretful
Reason #125,900 to stay single: people tend to regret romantic endeavors more than any other regret. Psychologists Mike Morrison and Neal Roese recently published their research about the strange and confusing human feeling of regret. They used random dialing to try and gauge a wide variation of population from all income levels and education to …
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The Important Question
Sometimes you have to leave it to college newspapers to ask the important, hard-hitting questions. Without funding from potentially biased sources, they can get down on the real issues at hand, like if politicians are actually working in our best interest, or if corporations are secretly stealing of millions of dollars from the American public.Or …
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How To: Send a First Message
So you have your headline, your re-vamped profile, and your hot-as-fire profile picture, and you're browsing the selection at OH I DON'T KNOW, OnlineBootyCall.com when you POW you spot the hottest little thang you ever did see. All you wanna do is set up a sweet booty call without having your message overlooked or under-appreciated. …
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Occasional Sex Could Kill You
OH LOOK - more scientific proof that we should all be having a whole lot more sex (and exercising more)! Based on some recent studies by researchers at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, "episodic activity," which implies only exercising (or having sex) on occasion, can be more damaging than not having it at all. Their …
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