Dating & Sex

In case you've been living under a rock and haven't heard of this glorious event, let me give you a quick run down. STEAK & A BJ day is a holiday that was most likely invented by a douchey morning radio host with a 9th grade education, but is still the most brilliant holiday to …

Just a few weeks ago on Valentine's Day in San Francisco, FC2s, or the next generation of female condoms, were passed out around the city. Although I can imagine many people taking them with a weird, pained look on their face like someone offering them an acid-washed jean jacket, the message was clear. Protection from …

More proof has been found that sex is way more "traditional" than marriage! How much more traditional, you ask? Oh I DON'T KNOW maybe like 39 million years and THEN SOME more traditional. According to MSNBC, a Baltic amber fossil has been found which encases two mites doin' the nasty, and scientists believe it could …

Uh, did you know people still lived in Athens? They do. I just figured that entire city was a pile of rocks that smelled like democracy and olive oil but APPARENTLY that's not the case, there are people living there AND they are the most flirtatious in the world! According to dating site Badoo (um, …

Another adult-themed site hosting a sex poll and then posting the results as the norm for the regular public? NO WAY! BeNaughty.com (which I guess is a dating site? I can't really tell?) released some poll results a couple days ago which implied that 24% of the public want to bang one out while in …

Reason #54823 not to get marr- OH GOD COME ON YOU GUYS DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS. I know, I know. There will always be people who genuinely believe in marriage. They see it as the physical representation of two souls joining together, becoming one with the intention of spending the rest of …

I'm pretty sure that by the end of this next decade, we're all going to realize that each and every tangible or non-tangible thing on Earth is proof that marriage is unnatural. From our historical analysis of how Marriage is Outdated to the countless cases of marriage-induced insanity, there just seem to be no viable …

Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal "feeling" while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It's so normal. It's like, the most normal thing I've ever read.

As I get older I've found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you're going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as to not …