Dating & Sex

Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal "feeling" while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It's so normal. It's like, the most normal thing I've ever read.

As I get older I've found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you're going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as to not …

We at BCU have discussed many reasons why avoiding marriage is in your best interest. From the expensive divorces, to getting shot in the head during sex, to having your penis chomped off by your wife, we could really go on for days with reasons why staying single is just... a good idea. However, some …

Orgasm Inc. is a documentary about the business of female pleasure, which is a touchy subject, to say the least. The recent movie Blue Valentine nearly received an NC-17 review due to an oral sex scene performed on a woman, and yet blow-job scenes for dudes are like "PG PIXAR MOVIE? SURE, LEAVE IT IN."It's …

It looks as though science is finally learning what movies, music, and fashion have always known: that sex sells. Wired Magazine, for example, has just released a study about the modern state of prostitution, which I imagine will get more hits than every medical, biological, and technological post they've ever done, combined. Sudhir Venkatesh, a …

It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE …

Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes we women look at you and all we see is a slightly retarded dog dressed up …