Dating & Sex

Baldness Drug Linked to Sex Problems

What's it gonna be, dudes? Hair or sex? According to a report by the Boston Globe, you may now have to choose. Recent findings have shown evidence that the hair loss medication (and sometimes prostate medicine) Propecia may be linked to long term sexual deficiency and impotency. Aside from a finding by the Journal of …
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Sex is Better than Botox

Good news for those of us who love a roll in the hay and would rather not SHOVE NEEDLES FULL OF POISON INTO OUR HEADS: according to reports, sex is better than Botox for looking and feeling young! Here are some highlights from the report by noted medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta: "A long-term study …
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Cookie Sutra

First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, "Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble," which is cute, …
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Germany Introduces 'Sex Tax' to Help Deficit

Take note, American government. Instead of continuing the tax breaks for the top 2% of Americans (who, let's be honest, are all pretty much a**holes), we should take a page out of a German city's book and start taxing prostitution. According to Reuters, Dortmund, Germany is now enacting a "pleasure tax," which requires prostitutes in …
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Obvious News: Old Men Want Booty Too

From the studio that brought you "Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous", comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, like zombie …
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Cyber Monday Deal at OBC!

BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE. For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts: Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or $69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this …
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BREAKING NEWS: TRYPTOPHAN CAUSES HORNINESS, NOT SLEEPINESS

People have long mistaken the amino acid Tryptophan as the product in our Thanksgiving turkey dinners that turns us into football watching coma-zombies. However, despite the longstanding myth, the fact of the matter is turkey has less tryptophan in it, percentage wise, than even cheddar cheese. The real thing that makes us sleepy after our …
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Marriage is Obsolete, Says 40% of the Population

Call us pioneers because we said it before everyone else: 4 in ten Americans now believe that marriage is obsolete! According to a report by the AP, 39 percent of Americans think that marriage is becoming obsolete, or more specifically, that a married couple isn't necessary to be called a family. Due to the findings, …
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NYC Guy Offers Oral Sex To Any Woman

Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn't it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-times getting the Hustler treatment, and now we have this politely seductive gentleman named John Westwood in New York City. Apparently, the 45 year old man (who wants you to know he is five foot, nine …
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