Dating & Sex

Imagine: it's the end of civilization as we know it. You're trekking through the burning, decimated city, pushing a shopping cart full of guns and Spam, using your hook-arm (there was a nuclear blast a few weeks ago that took your right hand) to ward off the mutant rats trying to get to your food …

Uh ohhh, AWK-WAAARD. According to an article at LiveScience, 40% of young adults in relationships are unsure as to whether or not the relationship is exclusive. An Oregon State University poll asked 434 couples, some married and some not, about whether or not the relationship was monogamous. Jocelyn Warren, the study researcher, noted that almost …

**FIRST OF ALL, REAL QUICK. The company that put this poll on, Wet lubricants, claims to be the best-selling line of intimacy products in the world, which is one of those claims that makes me wonder if there is any sort of moral obligation to tell the TRUTH in advertising. I mean, OBC is the …

What's it gonna be, dudes? Hair or sex? According to a report by the Boston Globe, you may now have to choose. Recent findings have shown evidence that the hair loss medication (and sometimes prostate medicine) Propecia may be linked to long term sexual deficiency and impotency. Aside from a finding by the Journal of …

Good news for those of us who love a roll in the hay and would rather not SHOVE NEEDLES FULL OF POISON INTO OUR HEADS: according to reports, sex is better than Botox for looking and feeling young! Here are some highlights from the report by noted medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta: "A long-term study …

First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, "Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble," which is cute, …

Take note, American government. Instead of continuing the tax breaks for the top 2% of Americans (who, let's be honest, are all pretty much a**holes), we should take a page out of a German city's book and start taxing prostitution. According to Reuters, Dortmund, Germany is now enacting a "pleasure tax," which requires prostitutes in …

From the studio that brought you "Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous", comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, like zombie …

BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE. For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts: Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or $69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this …