Dating & Sex

3 Reasons Marriage is Outdated

We at BCU have discussed many reasons why avoiding marriage is in your best interest. From the expensive divorces, to getting shot in the head during sex, to having your penis chomped off by your wife, we could really go on for days with reasons why staying single is just... a good idea. However, some …
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Worst Pick-Up EVER.

Listen up, dudes, lesson time: All women can agree on one thing: every time we walk in the front doors of our apartments, alone, at night, in what could be considered a sketchy part of town, our first thought is, WHY HAS NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING HIT ON ME? We all have the unquenchable …
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Orgasm Inc

Orgasm Inc. is a documentary about the business of female pleasure, which is a touchy subject, to say the least. The recent movie Blue Valentine nearly received an NC-17 review due to an oral sex scene performed on a woman, and yet blow-job scenes for dudes are like "PG PIXAR MOVIE? SURE, LEAVE IT IN."It's …
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The Modern Prostitute

It looks as though science is finally learning what movies, music, and fashion have always known: that sex sells. Wired Magazine, for example, has just released a study about the modern state of prostitution, which I imagine will get more hits than every medical, biological, and technological post they've ever done, combined. Sudhir Venkatesh, a …
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The Tenga Egg: A Sex Toy for Guys

It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE …
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The Official OBC Valentine's Day E-card

If you're anything like us (and you must be if you're reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine's Day. I can't walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting …
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Girl-on-Girl Cheating Is Okay, Say Half of Boyfriends

Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes we women look at you and all we see is a slightly retarded dog dressed up …
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Solar-Powered Vibrator

Imagine: it's the end of civilization as we know it. You're trekking through the burning, decimated city, pushing a shopping cart full of guns and Spam, using your hook-arm (there was a nuclear blast a few weeks ago that took your right hand) to ward off the mutant rats trying to get to your food …
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Young Couples Don't Know if They're Exclusive

Uh ohhh, AWK-WAAARD. According to an article at LiveScience, 40% of young adults in relationships are unsure as to whether or not the relationship is exclusive. An Oregon State University poll asked 434 couples, some married and some not, about whether or not the relationship was monogamous. Jocelyn Warren, the study researcher, noted that almost …
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Women Should Spice Up Their Sex Lives In 2011

**FIRST OF ALL, REAL QUICK. The company that put this poll on, Wet lubricants, claims to be the best-selling line of intimacy products in the world, which is one of those claims that makes me wonder if there is any sort of moral obligation to tell the TRUTH in advertising. I mean, OBC is the …
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