Dating & Sex

National Singles Week: Day 2

It's day two of National Singles Week, and since we started off your morning with a depressing tale of unhappy marriages and divorces and grown women who can't read, we thought we'd brighten your day with your daily National Singles Week tip! Today's tip: Nighttime Grown Up Scavenger Hunt! Because we should all be celebrating …
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National Singles Week is Here!

In honor of Unmarried and Single Americans Week, which started yesterday and goes until Saturday, BCU is going to update once a day with a hot idea for all of us smarter-than-the-average-bears out there who have made the socially, environmentally, and fiscally brilliant decision to stay single. From workout trends to vacation hotspots to entertainment …
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No Naughty Searches on Religious Search Engines

Ever since the discovery of Google Instant, people have been checking out how dirty they can get. Unfortunately, it seems all searches rated PG-13 and up have been blocked from showing up automatically, although of course, with a quick hit of the Enter button, you'll find all the info your dirty mind desires. Unfortunately this …
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Polymer Porn

You've gotta hand it to scientists. They spend all day in labs, figuring out the answers to questions nobody has ever asked, performing tests on rats and doing math so difficult that it makes my head hurt just looking at the numbers. And on top of that, because of said hours doing experiments, combined with …
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Opposites Attract, But Can They Last?

You know that couple you see that's been together for years, finish each others' sentences, never fight and look more like best friends than lovers? People often long for this kind of relationship- one they can be completely comfortable in and never have to work on... but is this really the "ideal" relationship? BCU believes …
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Old People STDs Double Over the Decade

Apparently it's not just middle schools that need a tutorial on how to put a condom on a banana, it's businesses and nursing homes too! According to a report by the Family Planning Association, almost 13,000 middle-aged men and women in the UK were diagnosed with a sexually-transmitted infection last year - double the number …
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French People Have Awful Sex Lives

Apparently, this is all Eiffel Tower propaganda. Well now I'm just confused. My idea of France was always that it was a country full of smelly hairy people who drank a ton of red wine and then boned in the streets on piles of croissants, but NEWS FLASH: apparently that's not the case. According to …
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Playboy for the Blind

BCU got some flak a couple months back for apparently misinforming the public about the book Tactile Mind -- we called it porn, and the author shot back saying, "I have never referred to my work as pornographic," and we cowered in You've-Been-Told shame. Luckily, Jezebel swooped in and saved the day with their post …
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Fat Men Are Better In Bed. No Thanks

I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or the West Indian manatee). However, I have friends who have accidentally taken …
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Booty Economics

With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we're all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should …
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