Dating & Sex

Click on the diagram above to see the full extent of the craziness. So basically, based on the logic of the diagram, "The Economic Effects of Promiscuity," you should probably also never operate a motorized vehicle, ride a bike, take a plane/train/bus trip, stand on a ladder of any sort, walk across a street, go …

Sweet mother of Kobayashi, how did I miss this yesterday?!? I'm sorry you guys, I will give myself 48 lashes to the back tonight to repent for the 48 hours of ignorance I had to this very important story. SCIENTISTS FIGURED OUT THE POINT OF SEX, EVERYONE! Finally!!! According to Gawker, scientists have long wondered …

According to new reports, scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea that's making waves through Japan, and guess what... this one is INCURABLE. They're calling it a 'superbug,' and it seems to be resistant to all known forms of antibiotics. Oh, good! Good job, sexually transmitted diseases. We're all sitting here, trying to enjoy …

That seems to be the idea that this Jezebel article is implying - it covers a scientific study on relationships, which looked to discover if men actually hate cuddling as much as they lead on. The study, which took place at the historic Kinsey institute in Indiana, analyzed 1009 couples and their happiness and sexual …

Dolphins, THEY'RE JUST LIKE US! According to a new scientific report, there had been some confusion in the marine biology world as they noticed dolphins would randomly group up and beat the ever living sh*t out of porpoises, even daring to kick around the carcass for a few minutes after it's dead. From the report: …

I have come to the conclusion after twenty-something years on this earth that penises are about as varied as jelly beans (jelly beans? What? Where did that come from? I am leaving that there just to shame myself). It doesn't matter if the person has big feet or is really tall or very short or …

Here's another reason to go green and ditch your old cycling water bottle- according to a recent study, ingesting BPA - the chemical found in many plastic water bottles, might be harming your chances of getting laid! The study, which tested BPA-exposed male deer mice against those who hadn't been exposed, showed that female mice …

Turns out those poor little boys whose foreskins are being slathered on entitled housewives' faces might have even MORE to worry about later in life... According to a recent study in Denmark, men who are circumcised, along with their partners, tend to report more sexual dysfunction that those who remain intact. The study, which analyzed …

Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key word here. It's gonna be tough to redeem this this and this)...According to Gawker, this young, attractive couple were arrested on Monday for having very public sex. The police report claims that the couple were knockin' boots, on the …

We have often discussed the poor choices that people make on dating sites when choosing their profile pictures. Aiming from too high, taking your shirt off, bathroom photo shoots, all ways to royally ruin what should be the most important part of your dating profile.Maybe, though, trying to explain to someone why their profile photo …