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5 Bachelor Habits You'll Miss Dearly

As I'm sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren't several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful examples of two people loving each other unconditionally, it's just that about half of those people actually don't love …
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5 Ways to be Less Repulsive to Women

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully …
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Booty Beanbags

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …
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Woman Claims to Have Gotten Pregnant From 3-D Porn

Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we …
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DJ Steve Porter Remixes OBC

A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown's sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don't …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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Breaks Vs "Breaking Up"

You know how sometime you open the cupboard and are super excited to open that bag of Lays from yesterdays barbeque and chow down on some crispy, greasy deliciousness, but then you open the bag and instead take a huge chomp of stale zombie potato skins? It's terrible. Well, sometimes, in a long term relationship, …
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Earth Day Sex

Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, "Birthday Sex." It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best …
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