Dating & Sex

Woman Claims to Have Gotten Pregnant From 3-D Porn

Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we …
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DJ Steve Porter Remixes OBC

A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown's sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don't …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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Breaks Vs "Breaking Up"

You know how sometime you open the cupboard and are super excited to open that bag of Lays from yesterdays barbeque and chow down on some crispy, greasy deliciousness, but then you open the bag and instead take a huge chomp of stale zombie potato skins? It's terrible. Well, sometimes, in a long term relationship, …
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Earth Day Sex

Last year, we were exposed to one of the dumbest hit songs of all time, "Birthday Sex." It basically told the story of some guy who, instead of getting his girlfriend a decent gift like say, a tennis bracelet or a new iPod, explains that railing her on a kitchen stove will be the best …
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The Great Male Survey

Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
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Porn For The Blind

If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you're actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book "Tactile Mind," which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions …
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How to Get Rid of a Bad Booty Call

The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we've all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you'll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off …
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