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The Great Male Survey

Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
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Porn For The Blind

If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you're actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book "Tactile Mind," which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions …
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How to Get Rid of a Bad Booty Call

The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we've all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you'll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off …
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Larry King Divorces 8th Wife

I don't know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it's all so sexy I coul- BLECH. Okay, the joke's gone too far. But it's true, Larry …
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How to Pick Up a Gym Bunny

Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she's probably not looking to meet anybody while she's sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster …
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Lady Data

We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site …
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Signs She Wants to Be More Than Friends

You've been chatting with that girl in your Psych class since the beginning of the semester, getting to know each other, studying together, and generally being glad to have someone to bear the hours of mindless lecture with. But the semester is now coming to an end, and you're wondering if maybe you should ask …
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Men Are 2.5 Times Hornier Than Women

Surprise, surprise. Just as we'd always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don't count as "scientific evidence." A new book has just come out by Dr. …
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Tips for Hooking Up in Public

Hooking up in public is one of the most exhilarating and spontaneous things to do with boyfriend/girlfriend or just a booty call! Instead of your usual indoor bed or couch activity, taking your naughty business outside can be a great way to spice up your sex life. However, there is always a certain risk to …
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