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Russian Politician Wants To Ban Sex

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On a more somber note, after the delight that was our Harlem Shake morning, we bring you a story about Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a Russian politician who wants to better the life expectancy of his people by banning smoking in public places, alcohol for all politicians, and limiting sex for everyone. Let's let this nutzo explain …
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An Honest Valentine To Print And Hand Out

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Hopefully, (we're assuming) there's no one in your arsenal of booty calls that expects a Valentine's Day gift. Hopefully they all know that Valentine's Day is a huge scam perpetuated by corporations in order to guilt you into buying gifts you can't afford for people you see all the time. It's like at some point …
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Sexin' Costs $218 on Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day is but 3 days away, which means hordes of impressionable men and women are hastily making reservations at restaurants and shelling out ungodly sums of money for chocolate, wine, and jewelry, all because some saint married soldiers during the Roman Empire or something. We at OBC would rather spend our Valentine's Day eating …
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WestboroMingle.com

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Have you heard the news about the two Phelps daughters who left the Westboro Baptist Church? Megan and Grace Phelps, offspring of matriarch Shirley and granddaughters of founder Fred, have come forward about their decision to finally separate themselves from the hate-spewing nutjobs behind GodHatesFags.com (I won't link to it... no need to give them …
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Aphrodisiac Lollipops: Yea or Nay?

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In a world where we are constantly surrounded by sex (like, seriously - even during burger commercials), it's hard to believe that people would really need something extra to get their blood pumping south of the border. However, we're also a world full of lazy, overweight humans who would rather take 20 pills a day …
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Dr. Ruth and Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ask: Does Size Really Matter?

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is probably one of the most famous smart dudes of our time. Between him and Bill Nye, millions of children have gained an interest in science that would have normally would have been put towards killing hookers and stealing cars. However, smart as he is, I probably wouldn't consider him a sex-symbol. …
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Sex For Weight Loss Might Not Be Super Effective

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We've written before about the many health benefits of gittin' it on, one of them being that it burns calories and thus can lead to weight loss - which leads to feelin' sexy - which leads to more sexy time. A never-ending cycle of good stuff, if you ask us. However, it turns out that …
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Bang With Friends Is Totally Up In Our Grill

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Sometimes it takes a second opinion to really get things right. Like when Dante's Peak came along twenty milliseconds after Volcano and everyone was like, yeah Pierce Brosnan, you are way sexier than Tommy Lee Jones. Or when Friends With Benefits was 4 kabillion times better than No Strings Attached. But it's not just with …
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Kirk Cameron's Anti-Sex Ad is Hilarious(ly Terrible)

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Despite it being 2013, there are people out there who still believe that sex is a practice that should only be shared by married couples. We hold no judgments towards peeps who follow their faith, but we definitely gotta roll our eyes at some of the crazy archaic attitudes towards sex. It's just one of …
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Survey Says Sex With Your Ex is Bad News

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In every group of friends, there is a couple. A couple that quite obviously hate each other and are constantly fighting and shooting little passive-aggressive remarks at each other. This couple will break up, over the span of a year, no less than 38 times. When broken up, they will slander each other with the …
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