Dating & Sex
Uhhhh, weird: those creepy bird-reptile beasts that live in your attic and scare the sh*t out of you might actually have more in common with you than you could imagine... In a new study, researchers have found that male BATS often give oral sex to their partners, often in the morning, and they probably do …
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Kate Upton Has Very Specific Male Grooming Standards
GOOD MORNING! How are you this Monday morning? Battling a Game of Thrones premiere-related hangover? Still have the taste of red wine and lamb on your tongue? Wondering if maybe you should have foregone those last twelve "Mother or Dragons" shots? Not me. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, if said marathon …
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NO THANK YOU: Bacon Flavored Condoms
We're all for safe sex in all it's forms. Whether you practice abstinence (no thank you), use condoms (you should ALWAYS use condoms), or use birth control and a diaphragm (do those even exist anymore?), we say GO YOU. Way to keep your body and your partner's body healthy and safe. However, there are certain …
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Don't Have Sex on a McDonald's Bathroom Floor
We've talked before, MANY TIMES, about the thrill and sexiness of a little public nookie. Sometimes, it's a good idea, and sometimes, it's a very bad idea in the very worst possible way. However, in all cases we imagine the main two reasons people love public sex is because A) they're horny and don't want …
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Are Sex Scenes a Thing of the Past?
After yesterday's news that rapper and face-tattoo connoisseur Gucci Mane fell asleep in the middle of his sex scene in Spring Breakers, it's not all THAT surprising to hear that Hollywood execs are starting to phase out the raunchy sex scenes! Via Fox News: Film expert Vincent Bruzzese told the Sunday Times this weekend: "Sex …
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Southern and Midwest States Need Some Booty - An OBC Report
red = most sad, green = happiest Last week, we came across an interesting infographic on BuzzFeed that talked about America's "Sadness Belt," the region of the country where a survey showed people were more emotionally unhealthy, or more specifically, were less likely "learning or doing something interesting" or "being treated with respect" and more …
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Surgery Claims to Make Sex Better For Women
I've never been opposed to plastic surgery for women. I mean, who CARES what a woman does to her body if it doesn't affect anyone else? I could see people being upset if a woman replaced her breasts with semi-automatic weaponry, or inserted Nazi symbols into her butt cheeks, but otherwise who can really comment? …
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What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?
This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that's right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone's phone with the introduction of, "I can't believe you haven't seen this, it's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY." I laughed, but in retrospect …
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New App Helps You Share Your Sex Health Status
SXSW is in full swing in Austin, TX, and while we're not there, we're keeping updated on the news and stories coming to us from what is actually south by southEAST from us. It's been fairly unexciting for the first few days of the geekfest, but there was one story that caught our attention: a …
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Sex Could Help Your Migraines!
I personally don't suffer from migraines, but I know a few people who do, and it sounds like pure, unadulterated hell. I can barely handle the headache that comes after drinking one too many mojitos, let alone a torturous, miserable brain throbbing that is so bad it causes nausea and vomiting. NO THANK YOU. However, …
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