Dating & Sex
If you are a BCU follower, a member of OnlineBootyCall, or over the age of 21, you are probably fairly familiar with the Vagina. But in case you aren't, and have blindly believed any of the following myths, let us reassure you: they aren't true. Via Gawker
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Heidi Klum is Totally Kinky
Maybe you're a religious person and maybe you're not, but sometimes things happen that just make you think, "if there is someone up there - thanks, buddy." For example, when you accidentally leave the oven on when you go to bed and awake to find your house has not burned down. Or when you happen …
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Yesterday Was Online Dating's Biggest Day
According to Match.com (who, admittedly) has a different clientele than Club OBC, January 2nd tends to see the biggest spike in dating site memberships, with a 55% increase in usage on January 2nd, 2012 (OkCupid and HowAboutWe reported spikes as well). They wondered what might cause such an influx, so they handed their members a …
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The Most Scandalous Durex Ad of the Year
Durex is no stranger to eyebrow-raising commercials, from this, to this, to this and this and this. but this French TV ad might just take the cake for the most scandalous, and THAT is saying something. Here's to 2013, let's make it the raunchiest year of commercials ever!
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Candice Swanepoel Says Brazil Gives Her Sexual Energy
Well, thank God. I no longer feel like a lost puppy wandering a country road - now everything is right and I know what we need to do. PACK OUR BAGS AND GO TO BRAZIL. Gorgeous Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel demands it. According to The Daily Mail, Candice claims that Brazil is her favorite …
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Merry Almost Christmas From Durex
On the 19th day of December, my safe sex life gave to me: 12 late night booty calls, 11 sneaky car hookups, 10 sexy photos, 9 dirty texts, 8 neck hickies (ew, dude), 7 lunchtime quickies, 6 morning woods, FIVE WINKS ON O-B-C!!!!! 4 steamy voicemails, 3 big O's, 2 sweaty finishes, and the knowledge …
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Sarah Silverman Says Be Bro-Choice
Something about Sarah Silverman's voice just sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. And her show was a gigantic crap-fest that capitalized on an obscene amount of poop jokes (and trust me, I LOVE a good poop joke). Buuuuuut I gotta give the girl credit. She can ROCK a pair of knee-high socks, she …
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Women Are More Likely to Have Casual Sex After Pubic Hair Removal
In #NoShitSherlock news, a recent study has shown that women who have just waxed or shaved their LADY PARTS are more likely to engage in casual sex. SHOCKING, RIGHT? I KNOW. I'LL GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO REGISTER EVERYTHING AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND RETURN TO HOMEOSTASIS. Are you okay? Ready to move on? …
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Durex's End of the World Ads Are Awesome As Usual
As we all know, people believe the world is ending on December 21st, 2012, and BOY IS THAT DATE CREEPING UP ON US. Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that the Mesoamerican Long Count Calendar has been misinterpreted for years, that hasn't stopped people from preparing to collide into another planet or fall into a black hole …
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Very Sexy Toothpaste Commercial Is Sexy But Also Doesn't Really Make Any Sense - NSFW
They say "sex sells," and I'm pretty sure "they" are right. It's the only reason Carl's Jr would continue to put supermodels, porn stars, and uh, well, amateur porn stars in their commercials despite it being completely obvious that none of them would actually consume Carl's Jr food ever, even if it was the only …
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