Dating & Sex

Tina Fey Is Amazing As Always

Alright guys, #RealTalk time. The election is in 11 days. I think we're all beginning to realize that politicians, whether Democrat, Republican, or Rosanne Barr, are all just nutty human beings with a penchant for power. Sure, some of them genuinely want to help the American people but are struggling to follow through with their …
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TestiMOANial Best-Of Awards

Do I win the award for best Photoshop job of all time? We've been doing some work on the site in the last couple weeks (hence the lack of testiMOANials last week), but we know the weekly Tuesday post is one of your faves. So we decided this week to take a little trip back …
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The Best Safe Sex Ad Ever

Alright America, it's time to step up to the plate. I've been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it's time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that's enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe …
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Dumb Criminal Alert: Robert and Amanda Larrivee

Let's all say hello to Robert and Amanda Larrivee. They are brother and sister. On Sunday night, this duo from Springfield, Massachusetts, were caught attempting to steal a television off the wall of the women's restroom at a local sports bar. Another patron heard Robert and Amanda ripping the TV from its hinges and alerted …
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Tera Patrick and Ron Jeremy Porn PSA

I'm basically only sharing this video because I hope that someone types "Tera Patrick" and "porn" and "Ron Jeremy" and "no condom" and this video pops up. Like, literally the least sexy video on the internet. How sad will they be, thinking they're about to watch a video of Tera Patrick getting railed by Ron …
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Okay Fine Maybe Sex Addiction IS a Real Thing

A few months ago, we reported that maybe sex addiction wasn't a real thing - or at least it wasn't going to be recognized in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (or DSM-V). However, it appears as though hypersexuality is getting a second consideration for inclusion. According to UCLA psychiatrist Rory Reid, people …
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OH SNAP: Penis Size DOES Matter

Well, that headline was a bit misleading. What I should say is "OH SNAP: Penis Size Does Matter. If You're With a Woman Who Only Has Vaginal Orgasms. Of Which There Are Very Few. So Don't Stress About It." According to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine which interviewed 323 women who …
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Women Should Take Charge in the Bedroom!

Put away your copies of 50 Shades of Gray, ladies, because according to new research, it's YOU who should be dominant in the bedroom. A study for Sex Roles Journal of Research (where do I get a subscription?) lead by Lisa Rosenthal surveyed 357 women and 126 men, ages 18 to 29, all heterosexual and …
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Couples With Cold Feet More Likely to Divorce

From the researchers that brought you "Water is Wet" and "Sun May In Fact Be Hot," comes a new study that is more shocking and unbelievable than ever - couples who experience "cold feet" before their wedding are more likely to divorce! The study, performed at UCLA, claims that when those about to get married …
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Arousal Overrides Disgust During Sex

Sometimes, when gearing up to write the blog in the morning, I think to myself that I'm surely running out of topics on which to write. I mean, certainly there has to be a limit on sex and dating stories and advice columns, right? How many times can you try and explain how to fix …
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