Dating & Sex
Ed. note: Hahahaha, oh you. Just because the election is over you thought you wouldn't have to see any more politically-themed posts, didn't you? Aw. So cute. So silly and naive like a baby deer. Above is an ad from Durex China's microblogging site that, for the 1,388,279th time makes a black dicks are bigger …
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Worst Post-Sandy Craigslist Ad Ever: Another One for Team OBC
What a weird day! First we had Louis CK in the most awkward SNL skit in a long while, then that super strange PETA ad, and now this. Via Buzzfeed, here's a post off the New York City Craigslist from an opportunistic dude looking to give any "descent" female a place to stay if they …
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New PETA Ad is Strangely Entrancing - NSFW?
I generally can't stand anything about PETA. Sure, I'm for the ethical treatment of animals. No one wants farm animals to be mistreated or forced to sit in their own feces, but I do appreciate a healthy amount of animal protein in my diet. I try to buy sustainably and ethically raised meat when I …
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Tina Fey Is Amazing As Always
Alright guys, #RealTalk time. The election is in 11 days. I think we're all beginning to realize that politicians, whether Democrat, Republican, or Rosanne Barr, are all just nutty human beings with a penchant for power. Sure, some of them genuinely want to help the American people but are struggling to follow through with their …
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TestiMOANial Best-Of Awards
Do I win the award for best Photoshop job of all time? We've been doing some work on the site in the last couple weeks (hence the lack of testiMOANials last week), but we know the weekly Tuesday post is one of your faves. So we decided this week to take a little trip back …
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The Best Safe Sex Ad Ever
Alright America, it's time to step up to the plate. I've been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it's time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that's enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe …
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Dumb Criminal Alert: Robert and Amanda Larrivee
Let's all say hello to Robert and Amanda Larrivee. They are brother and sister. On Sunday night, this duo from Springfield, Massachusetts, were caught attempting to steal a television off the wall of the women's restroom at a local sports bar. Another patron heard Robert and Amanda ripping the TV from its hinges and alerted …
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Tera Patrick and Ron Jeremy Porn PSA
I'm basically only sharing this video because I hope that someone types "Tera Patrick" and "porn" and "Ron Jeremy" and "no condom" and this video pops up. Like, literally the least sexy video on the internet. How sad will they be, thinking they're about to watch a video of Tera Patrick getting railed by Ron …
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Okay Fine Maybe Sex Addiction IS a Real Thing
A few months ago, we reported that maybe sex addiction wasn't a real thing - or at least it wasn't going to be recognized in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (or DSM-V). However, it appears as though hypersexuality is getting a second consideration for inclusion. According to UCLA psychiatrist Rory Reid, people …
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OH SNAP: Penis Size DOES Matter
Well, that headline was a bit misleading. What I should say is "OH SNAP: Penis Size Does Matter. If You're With a Woman Who Only Has Vaginal Orgasms. Of Which There Are Very Few. So Don't Stress About It." According to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine which interviewed 323 women who …
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