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Dos and Don'ts of Cinco De Mayo

For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out …
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9 Deadly Words Women Use

It's never okay to stereotype. Not based on race, gender, or sexual orientation. We live in a world where all people feel safe to be themselves, and that their rights are protected, and that they are as equally appreciated as the next person. That being said, here's a list of words that those darn naggy …
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Breaks Vs "Breaking Up"

You know how sometime you open the cupboard and are super excited to open that bag of Lays from yesterdays barbeque and chow down on some crispy, greasy deliciousness, but then you open the bag and instead take a huge chomp of stale zombie potato skins? It's terrible. Well, sometimes, in a long term relationship, …
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5 Things You'll See On ChatRoulette

If you haven't yet checked out ChatRoulette, you're missing out on the newest craze among teens and creepy perverts across the globe. Already it has made semi-famous a dude named Merton, a Ben Folds look/sound-a-like who improvs piano songs to his randomly-selected chat partners. Could Chat Roulette is the new YouTube? It does come complete …
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Spring Time Dress Code

Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It's completely …
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The Great Male Survey

Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the... er... simpler sex, we figure we'd post this "Great Male Survey" so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their …
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How to Get Rid of a Bad Booty Call

The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we've all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you'll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off …
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How to Pick Up a Gym Bunny

Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she's probably not looking to meet anybody while she's sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster …
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