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As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you'll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold beer in hand. After the recent Fourth of July Weekend, it's become apparent that people are going to enjoy the majority …

You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone's window? But you don't do it because that would be really creepy and would probably get you arrested? Sometimes, when you've been broken …

You guys. YOU GUYS. This is really important. Shut up. We have to change allegiances. I love the US of A (re: previous post) but right now, we all need to take one for the team and start cheering for Paraguay. I don't care where your loyalties actually lie (better be America, patriot), we have …

Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye! ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn't …

Summertiiiiime, and the livin's easy... That's right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT'S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100% here. The weather said it, school vacation said it, and now the lifeblood of our species, the constant in our lives, the mothah-effing Sun …

Talk about signs from the heavens -- Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even …

If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe'scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one's head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say "I love your work" or "man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?" Well, whatever you decide to do …

Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …

Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it's exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it's only logical, right? Like, …