Advice
"Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can't believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait... What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that's not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, …
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Profile Picture Don’ts: Asking Your Mom to Help
Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a photo together. …
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Halloween Dos and Don'ts
Well, its BCUs last post before the Halloween weekend, so instead of providing you the normal Three Things You Have to Do This Weekend, we've decided to give you a little more advice with some dos and don'ts for this most debaucherous of weekends. Take heed, because this is your last big party holiday until …
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American Men Think They're Better in Bed Than They Really Are
Sometimes I'm researching for BCU and I'm like, you know what we haven't talked about in a long time? Obviously Obvious News! And then I'm like, well maybe that's because the world has finally stopped reporting on utterly inane sh-t because it realizes that all that does is further our communal stupidity level and stop …
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Your Profile Picture: A Lesson In Latitudes
We're halfway through National Singles Week and decided to make this a bit of an educational day. HEY SIT BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW, DUMMY. Don't leave. I promise you this information is good. We've been doing a lot of browsing on OBC recently, checking out all the hot singles that have joined recently (there are …
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National Singles Week: Day 2
It's day two of National Singles Week, and since we started off your morning with a depressing tale of unhappy marriages and divorces and grown women who can't read, we thought we'd brighten your day with your daily National Singles Week tip! Today's tip: Nighttime Grown Up Scavenger Hunt! Because we should all be celebrating …
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National Singles Week is Here!
In honor of Unmarried and Single Americans Week, which started yesterday and goes until Saturday, BCU is going to update once a day with a hot idea for all of us smarter-than-the-average-bears out there who have made the socially, environmentally, and fiscally brilliant decision to stay single. From workout trends to vacation hotspots to entertainment …
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Weekend To-Dos: DON'TS
Despite the fact that this week was a full 5 day week, and the last two weeks were 4 day weeks, somehow the past 5 days went by really, really fast. And here we are, at Friday, and I have to come up with a TTYHTDTW on the spot and I'm sleepy and feel like …
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Weekend To-Dos: SUMMER'S OVER
We didn't get a chance to dictate your weekend last week because the BCU staff got a miraculous 4 days off for the holiday. It's okay to be jealous, we won't judge. Needless to say, this sad two day weekend is going to be a smack in the face, but we've still got a few …
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Booty Economics
With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we're all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should …
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