Advice

Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I'd be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn't have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the …

Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended stomach and shirt pulled up to her boobs, complemented by the same ballet flats she's been wearing since the beginning of time. Oh and of course, she's looking fabulous PASSED OUT ON A F***ING BENCH IN LONDON AT NINE …

Reason 4,598 people should avoid long-term relationships: they might give you a heart attack. Relationship insecurity (n): the constant fear that you're not good enough and your partner will cheat, and extreme fear of rejection. Assuming you aren't some sort of AI robot (and if you are, please consider me a friend when you take …

After watching the hilarious video below featuring comedian Peet Guercio discussing quite possibly the most uncomfortable post-hookup e-mail (e-mail?! Really?!) ever to be sent ever, we began thinking about our own awkward post-hook up stories so you know to avoid them. Keep this post bookmarked for future reference, because you know it's gonna happen eventually. …

Breaking up is hard to do, so Neil Sedaka said, and we agree, except in times when an entertaining, out with a bang break up is necessary. Perhaps you caught your SO in a tryst or have finally realized that without some sort of catastrophic event, your relationship will never end and you'll be stuck …

A friend and I got into a heated debate over coffee a couple days ago over a very important issue: the teabag. No, not green or jasmine teabags and their homeopathic healing powers, but the kind of teabags that dudes give each other after one of them has passed out drunk. I, using my powers …

While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: "It's Monday night, party till you puke …

As you'd expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types -- morning hookups, cruise ship flings, and foreign country sexcapades are pretty high up there on the …

There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you're like me, you're generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat message, because 99.9% of the time it's the LAST person you want to talk to (i.e. the most boring …