Stories

Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren't as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn't change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a …

You know, this Tuesday hasn't been so bad. It's cooled down in San Diego, Football has started (which has made both Sundays AND Mondays much more bearable), and Fall TV starts this week. Everything in the world is falling into place, including several OBC testimonials that prove you don't have to fall prey to the …

It's Tuesday again. Dreaded, life-shattering Tuesday. And not only is it Tuesday, but it's the Tuesday before Labor Day, one of the best holidays for sun, fun, BBQs, and sexy girls in bikinis for the VERY LAST TIME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF WINTER (no I am not exaggerating, why would you even say that?).In effort …

Tuesday is here. Again. Did you know it comes back every 7 days? It's like the STD of weekdays and I hate everything about it. I'm sitting here with my crappy lunch and my crappy Diet Coke and my crappy, too-tired-to-try outfit, knowing that a full three and a half days are left until the …

This week, we have some fun testiMOANials from OBC that should get your fingers itching to visit the Club! We know people are hesitant to try new things, but with testimonials like these, you should be running, NOT walking, to create an account right now! "I met him on this site a few years ago …

Tuesdays are just the worst. Like, it's not Wednesday Humpday which is halfway through the week, and it's not Monday, which is when you begrudgingly resign yourself to a full 5 days of misery. It's just TUESDAY, boring, too-far-from-Friday Tuesday; hell even the NAME sounds boring. TOOZ-DAY. BARF. Well, let me at least brighten your …

This week's testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy... and we're okay with all of 'em. Here are OBC's top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) "Met someone who is just awesome and we click perfectly. Don't know what will happen next but I'm ready to give it a shot! …

According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row.I can only say I'm …

Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his …

I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: "A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department said the man and a woman were in the …