Stories

Tuesdays are just the worst. Like, it's not Wednesday Humpday which is halfway through the week, and it's not Monday, which is when you begrudgingly resign yourself to a full 5 days of misery. It's just TUESDAY, boring, too-far-from-Friday Tuesday; hell even the NAME sounds boring. TOOZ-DAY. BARF. Well, let me at least brighten your …

This week's testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy... and we're okay with all of 'em. Here are OBC's top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) "Met someone who is just awesome and we click perfectly. Don't know what will happen next but I'm ready to give it a shot! …

According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row.I can only say I'm …

Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his …

I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: "A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department said the man and a woman were in the …

I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn't bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured I'd share this little gem. According to TMZ, BET invited a few "super-fans" to present …

I don't have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it's NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I've read about infanticide and …

In 'surprising' news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal "had a change of heart," but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil.Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the affair …

We don't normally talk politics on BCU, because I mean, boo, who cares, everyone sucks, but the recent news about New York congressman Anthony Weiner and his accidental tweeting of a picture of his underwear-clad junk last week caught our attention, and we just had to report on it. If you recall, Weiner posted a …

I don't know if you heard the news, but Harold Camping, the wet toothpick who runs FamilyRadio, has said that the Rapture DID happen. It was just a "spiritual rapture," and the true biz-nass is going down on October 21st, just like he said before. Good to know - at least we get to enjoy …