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Obviously Obvious News: Americans Don't Believe Osama Got his Virgins

As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, "uh-huh"s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I …
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World’s Oldest Newlyweds

Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It's official: not only are the the oldest, but they are the cutest couple in the history of mankind. 2. I hope with everything in my soul that I am able to lift my diabetic foot up from my …
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Reminder on St. Paddy's: Drunk Guys Think They're Hot

Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped -- and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you're a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday - let …
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Cops Bust 400-pound Shoplifter

In another edition of BCU's Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player... perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype …
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Top 5 Most WTF Search Terms

Every once in a while, we at the BCU offices take a moment to reflect over the past few weeks. We think about all the interesting and intriguing things we've seen, from videos of guys sticking quarters in their belly buttons, to important news about the current state of young adult relationships, to awesome photos …
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Nerd Orgy

Craiglist's "casual encounters" section is a virtual candy store of weird fetishes, transsexual prostitution, and gay dudes who refuse to accept their gayness and instead rely on "mutual touching, I'm not gay" experiences. And yet, even I was surprised when I came across this ad for an orgy (I'm sorry, "friendly adult party") at the …
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How San Diegans Spot a Tourist

A recent LIFE slideshow listed the ways that New Yorkers are able to spot a tourist -- from how slow they walk to how they gawk at celebrities. As a person who is planning on making a trip to the other coast this year, I felt a little miffed (codeword for annoyed as s***), because …
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Reflections on Comic-Con 2010

I guess I should probably restate that subject line as "Reflections on Comic-Con 2010 from Someone Who Went for the Last Five Minutes of One Day," but that's just not as catchy, is it? I'll be honest, my experience of this year's SDCC International was... less than stellar. I spent most of the weekend slinging …
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5 Things You'll See at Comic Con 2010

As a server who has worked in the Gaslamp district for three summers now, I feel as though I have a bit of insight that could potentially help those Downtown industry-newbies who are about to experience the wrath of the 150,000 person convention this year. If you're reading this, and you have not yet mentally …
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Whale Breaches Onto Yacht

There are few things in the world more pleasant than riding on a yacht. The fresh air, the blue water, the wind in your face... you could spend a beautiful sunny day doing nothing but lounging about, drinking some fruity blended drink and sleeping away. Unless you were riding on this yacht in Cape Town, …
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