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Fan Presenter Awkward Moment at the BET Awards

I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn't bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured I'd share this little gem. According to TMZ, BET invited a few "super-fans" to present …
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Go The F*** To Sleep

I don't have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it's NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I've read about infanticide and …
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Hugh Hefner's Wedding is Off

In 'surprising' news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal "had a change of heart," but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil.Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the affair …
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Anthony Weiner Apologizes for Innapropriate Tweets

We don't normally talk politics on BCU, because I mean, boo, who cares, everyone sucks, but the recent news about New York congressman Anthony Weiner and his accidental tweeting of a picture of his underwear-clad junk last week caught our attention, and we just had to report on it. If you recall, Weiner posted a …
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Most WTF Search Terms: Volume 5

I don't know if you heard the news, but Harold Camping, the wet toothpick who runs FamilyRadio, has said that the Rapture DID happen. It was just a "spiritual rapture," and the true biz-nass is going down on October 21st, just like he said before. Good to know - at least we get to enjoy …
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Obviously Obvious News: Americans Don't Believe Osama Got his Virgins

As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, "uh-huh"s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I …
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World’s Oldest Newlyweds

Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It's official: not only are the the oldest, but they are the cutest couple in the history of mankind. 2. I hope with everything in my soul that I am able to lift my diabetic foot up from my …
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Reminder on St. Paddy's: Drunk Guys Think They're Hot

Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped -- and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you're a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday - let …
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Cops Bust 400-pound Shoplifter

In another edition of BCU's Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player... perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype …
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Top 5 Most WTF Search Terms

Every once in a while, we at the BCU offices take a moment to reflect over the past few weeks. We think about all the interesting and intriguing things we've seen, from videos of guys sticking quarters in their belly buttons, to important news about the current state of young adult relationships, to awesome photos …
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