Stories

Talk about signs from the heavens -- Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even …

9 days and counting, people. We're getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high school soccer shorts. Now it's getting to the time when you need to start making your World Cup …

Teaching first-graders to spell, grocery lists, reminders to throw the trash out- these were the uses for magnetic alphabet letters when I was a kid. Somewhere around age 13 my friends and I turned to trying to spell "penis" even though the only letters left were W, R, M, and a number 4 (how'd that …

Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …

I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named "Puss" is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is …

Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it's exactly what you think it is: Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball! I mean, I suppose it's only logical, right? Like, …