Stories

I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which …

Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it's counterpart, Maxim's Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated …

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …

You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …

People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of "Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?" …

The day we've all been waiting for fast approaches, my friends. We don't know about you, but the BCU staff has been counting down the days till we get to drink a couple 40s each and watch the most anticipated superhero sequel of the year. That's right, the red and gold man himself- IRON MAN …

Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I'll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new …