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The Vegan Strip Club

You know how when you're at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper's leather nipple tassles are? And you're like, "Ugh, I can't even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts …
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Bill Murray is a Bad Ass

People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of "Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?" …
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Chubby Kids Get Bullied More Often

Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I'll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new …
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Dolphin Rape: An Epidemic

Dolphins are widely known as some of the smartest mammals on the planet. They have highly developed communication skills, are fast learners, and are one of the only other known animals who have sex for pleasure along with reproduction. However, did you know they are also sexually aggressive attackers who want nothing more than to …
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WiiFit Injury Makes Woman A Sex Addict

Aw man, this is an injury we wouldn't mind getting! The latest in a recent trend of WiiFit accidents, Manchester resident Amanda Flowers has recently come out saying a fall off of her WiiFit balance board has caused her to become a "sex addict," saying that even the slightest vibrations cause her to get "turned …
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The Coachella 2010 Experience

This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes... The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. …
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Porn For The Blind

If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you're actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book "Tactile Mind," which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions …
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Sexual Activity

Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons …
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Workers Strike Over Ban on Drinking

Let's hope your favorite brew isn't Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won't be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike... can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and …
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