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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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What Will The Lost Stars Do Now?

I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this... what... Sunday? I don't even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. Will they go the Danica McKeller of The Wonder …
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College Professor Jailed for Sex Club

Talk about party poopers. A Chinese computer science professor was recently arrested and jailed for 3 and a half years for admitting to holding orgies, or as he called them, "swinging games," which sounds more like youth baseball camp if you ask me, but hey, I guess I don't know that much about orgies. 53-year-old …
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Why MySpace is Dead

MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with …
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New Nike Ad For World Cup

You can always count on Nike to make big-screen-worthy commercials that induce tears while simultaneously giving you a bulge in your pants over whatever sports event is on the horizon. This ad for the coming world cup (which the BCU staff is counting down the days to) is no exception. Filmed by Alejandro G Inarritu, …
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New Olympic Mascots: Eerily Familiar

It wasn't long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin' out a BJ. And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they …
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Guitarist Takes Too Much Viagra

Despite the 30 seconds of barely audible side-effects that are heard at the end of Viagra commercials (I always assume they're saying "explosive diarrhea" and "sudden death"), young men all over the world are popping the little blue pill for fun, just to see how it benefits their sex life. "Please contact your physician if …
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Pope Condoms

If I were to think of one sexy gentleman on the planet that I'd want plastered on a condom, it would most definitely be Pope Benedict of the Catholic Church. Something about that Dart Sidious face and creepy white robe just gets me riled up, y'know? Luckily, Dutch Condom company De Condoomfabriek ( The Condom …
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Another Miss USA Scandal!

Does anyone else think it's about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren't even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s. This …
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