Stories

It wasn't long ago that some very observant (and just as creepy) person pointed out that the logo for the 2012 Olympics in London looks a tad bit like Lisa Simpson passin' out a BJ. And now, after months of waiting, London has finally released the first shots of the 2012 Olympic mascots, and they …

Despite the 30 seconds of barely audible side-effects that are heard at the end of Viagra commercials (I always assume they're saying "explosive diarrhea" and "sudden death"), young men all over the world are popping the little blue pill for fun, just to see how it benefits their sex life. "Please contact your physician if …

Does anyone else think it's about time we stop airing the Miss USA pageant altogether? Considering the past two years have been wracked with scandal, paired with the fact that these women aren't even legitimate celebrities, all adds up to too much airtime devoted to an event that stopped being relevant in the 1980s. This …

I always enjoy reminders that I am soul-crushingly poor, so I popped on over to Reuters and learned that the Emirates Palace, a hotel Abu Dhabi, the capital of the UAE, recently installed an ATM that dispenses gold. Maybe I need to rephrase that for you. There is a machine, in Abu Dhabi, into which …

Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it's counterpart, Maxim's Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated …

The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples' basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin's living room next to his "end table" that's actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived …